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Blow Chunks

To vomit like no one is watching. Can be so intense that you may feel your stomach in your esophagus. Common causes include: meat sweats, diarrhea, intense exercise, asthma, falling into a dumpsters, stubbing a pinky toe, shaking hands with a man named Tom Waterson, eating orchids, consuming the stems of marigolds, ingesting grape flavored children's Advil, standing next to a man interesting in little boys, being near to or remotely associated with shrek, running into a door at church, consuming raw or undercooked meat, your wife strangling you with a necktie from her late father's attic space, and so on.
Joaquin: Did you see Dominic blow chunks after ther 15k yesterday?

Ryan: TOTALLY! I was right there when it happened! He overdosed on medication from his inhaler.
by h03sontherange November 19, 2022
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chunk charm

An adorable baby child that is covered in beautiful baby fat and is loved by all.
OMG I can't take it. Look how adorable that baby is. She is such a chunk charm!
by mirylo June 5, 2016
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Chunk Bag

A person who volunteers their help, but may or may not show up despite their commitment.
Rico: Hey , where's Tucker?
Bazooger: -Not sure, but that Chunk Bag better show up or his ass is grass
by GM2010 May 5, 2017
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Jiggle Chunks

term of endearment referring to one's gonads..male or female. can be used in replace of the obvious words. You can use this just by itself or in a sentence.
I saw his jiggle chunks. Look at her jiggle chunks, booty, balls, boobs
by CHEX516 June 22, 2011
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Chunk a nogg

A phrase used when one chunks a nogg, usually used as an action phrase.
Hey, did you chunk a nogg today?
I’m totally going to chunk a nogg tonight
by Noggington August 25, 2023
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boil chunks

When somebody pours steaming hot cream of potato soup into an enlarged rectum and the anus bubbles up like a swamp.
Nick Milano is in the hospital after giving Mike Schmitt boil chunks because a clump of potato shot out and burned Nick's eye.
mugGet the boil chunksmug.

tonsil chunk

a nasty bit of undigested food that you cough up and it smells awful.
This morning while brushing my teeth I coughed up a big tonsil chunk and mmmboy, did it smell awful!
by p_bunyan April 3, 2009
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