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chap

An informal British word for boys or men.
by Disorganised January 5, 2022
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chap

"chap" beschreibt das Geräusch, welches beim zärtlichen Beissen einer Person entstehen würde. Die Intention ist es, seiner tiefen Zuneigung Ausdruck zu verleihen. Der Biss ist in dem Moment so gemeint, dass man durchaus etwas von der Person abbeißen würde - da dies in den seltensten Fällen wirklich erwünscht ist, wird durch die Nutzung von "chap" dieses Bissgeräuscht simuliert. In der Aussprache ist das "ch" ein kehliger Laut, der einem "ch" im Schwiizerdütsch durchaus ählich ist.
Hach, ich könnte dich direkt auffressen! *chap*
by sashi pl00m August 28, 2020
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Chapped Dick Syndrome

Someone who suffers from chapped dick syndrome is ridiculously horny, even horny for the smallest things. This is because when you have a chapped dick, it's painful to masturbate and it's advised that you hold off on jacking off until your chapped dick has healed. So during the healing time, since you can't jack off, you feel extra horny for even the smallest of things that aren't sexual (like a woman mowing the lawn or walking her dog, etc). Hence, chapped dick syndrome.
Chad: "God, I love when women read. It turns me on!"
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."
by watergod83 May 5, 2021
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Chap Hoe

A chap Hoe. Is a woman who is consistently associated with that which is below any set standard. A lame or dirty bitch.
I couldn’t fuck wit Lindsey. She was a chap hoe.

John: You ever go on that date with Susan?

Me: Who? That chap hoe? Hell NAww!
by OGTRIPPLEGRAND November 24, 2018
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CHAPS

I am a Patriot and I "got your 6" when your dropping a deuce in the capital building or screaming our code "Lets GO BRADON" MY BOY.
I got your 6, CHAPS, LETS GO BRANDON.
by Patriot988 December 27, 2021
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Puss chapped

When a female is “butt hurtbut then she takes it out on everyone.
Why are you so puss chapped with me about not getting invited? It wasn’t my party.
by Sumrbrzg April 12, 2023
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Creamed my chaps

Person 1:omg dude its granny smith
Person 2:I just creamed my chaps
by Penis yum April 30, 2019
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