An absolute HELL for all kids and teens who want to attend. At first things are okay then when you least expect it EVERYTHING YOU LOVE will either walk out your life or turn on you. All there is for you is drama. advantage...?... more like DIS-advantage 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
by exclgabe April 2, 2019
Get the advantage academymug. The worst school in Lancashire. Lead by one strappingly handsome man who goes by the name Alistair Ashcroft. This man is a not only a Satanist but an Anarchist and has been seen practicing witchcraft and using the schools budget on fish4hoes.com. There are many famous teachers at this such as a convicted paedophile and two teachers who had an affair and probably shagged in the science prep room
Person 1: I think Garstang Academy is the worst school ever
Person 2: don’t blame you the teachers are clearly satanists
Person 2: don’t blame you the teachers are clearly satanists
by Big Man Ashcroft October 28, 2019
Get the Garstang Academymug. Crofton academy, Wakefield this is a very special school serving the villages of Sharlston, Streethouse occasionally children from Crofton attend. Although they are terrorised by the streethousers and often fear for their lives. Muggings and kidnapping in the corridors are rife, shoes and water bottles are often stolen. The teachers are oblivious to the mafia gangs, all being of a narcissistic type, they are to busy strutting around checking their own reflection in the windows. Blazers are compulsory to give the air of organisation, smart children mean good grades said the head. Grades are not great, with a whole host of narcissistic teachers the only topics the teachers excel in are themselves. The children that excel are those that deal green, going on to be mastermind crack dealers. The teachers are all extremely proud of themselves, holding yearly top teacher Oscars. Parents are banned from complaining and only complements are accepted. Parents who complain are reported to social services for insanity. Ofsted inspectors are blinded by the charm of the narcissistic teachers, giving a excellent grade every year unaware of the gun smuggling and crystal meth laboratory disgused as a science laboratory. The meth lab is extremely profitable with exports going as far as Istanbul.
by bootcutter67 April 20, 2023
Get the Crofton Academymug. Bridge academy is the worst school in Hackney bitches like miss Akinyemi think people like her like omds stfu look at your head mr Lilley is just gay and miss teap is leng icl.the teacher are even worse than mr brown.overall the worst school and wouldn’t recommend. Miss Akinyemi look at your head how u going to let your parents name u doyin🤡🤡🤡
by Sorry badman March 21, 2021
Get the Bridge Academymug. by jiafeiisqueen June 8, 2022
Get the hammersmith academymug. Drip Academy is an establishment where one learns the skills of how to drip, finesse and splash on a bih with the water. The learning establishment was founded in 2019 and is going strong, the Academy was founded by St. Drip and Father Drip.
Motto: _“You either get dripped or get dropped”_
Motto: _“You either get dripped or get dropped”_
by St Drip February 16, 2019
Get the Drip Academymug. The most shitty high school were people bring drugs in school and the police is always there if you are thinking of joining hope I wouldn’t the uniform is terrible and teachers have a go at you for bad reasons like not having a fucking pen or your skirt is rolled up and being on the back Stairs at the wrong time it may look to be ‘outstanding’ but it really isn’t also there’s some mad road men who will shank you up for doing something wrong. DONT JOIN HOPE ACADEMY
by letsjumpoffabridge August 27, 2020
Get the Hope academymug.