March 21

the birthday of all heterosexual men except those who are half brazilian

March 21
“Someone: Hi today is my birthday so I’m heterosexual

Me: No because you are half Brazilian”

by 2plus2is4minus1is3quickmaths October 20, 2019

21 Chodes

David (Rocket) Robison, lookin like a man chode

Chode fingers, chode toes, and one Microchode, equals, David won chodey, 21 chodes

by 21 Chode January 4, 2019

May 21

National tell your crush you like them day.

Sally: do you know what day it is?
Robert: no.
Sally: it's May 21 national tell your crush you like them day, better go tell my crush.

by Anonymous7694 May 14, 2021

October 21

People born on this day, I swear Are CUTE AS FUCK.
They be smoking hot.

Girl: "yo your kind of cute". "Whens your birthday"?

Boy:" October 21st".

Girl: Well now that makes a hell a lot more sense!😩

by WildMama36945 April 21, 2022

February 21

February 21 is a traditional Bulgarian holiday called "Chukanica". In this day you fuck the hell out of your girlfriend. Basically this is a day for a lot of fucking, so enjoy your holiday.

Today it's February 21, so my girlfriend is getting spanked.

by ppavloovv February 20, 2022

March 21

Today is national Kick someone’s boob day when we can kick someone’s boob once

random person1: *kicks boob*
random person2: OW WHY DID YOU DO THAT
random person1: it’s March 21

random person2: *kicks their boob*

by PersonThatYouTotallyDontKnow March 21, 2021

Feb 21

National suck ur cousins dick day

Hey cousin it’s feb 21 come here u have to do it

by whyboomerjusthavesex February 21, 2022