Tard Your Style

The act of denigrating someone's stylistic choices.

"Dude, I'm not trying to tard your style or anything, but that haircut is fugly"

by Inlovewithforever July 9, 2010

Tardbert

Someone who is a complete fucking idiot. He is so stupid, you can't dislike him, but there is no way on earth that you could ever socialize publicly with them.

Don't mind Greg, he's a tardbert.

by dexterhobdy August 1, 2010

Tard Hole

The ass hole of a mentally challenged person. Its like being an asshole, except worse.

dude, johnny is a wicked asshole
yeah, but his brothers a tard hole
good point

by i like the women this much. July 1, 2012

tard dick

A boy or man with a huge penis but he is rediculously stupid in common sense and school

Spencer: All you gotta do is tell her you got that tard dick and you're gonna get laid!

by swimmer man July 18, 2015

Tard Boy

A person of any gender or race that acts in such a way that he/she makes everyone in their vicinity reconsider being around them.

Did you see that kid Johnathan trying to show off at that party yesterday? He’s such a tard boy.

by anti-tardboy October 25, 2017

taidym

She is a smart, nice, sensitive,beautiful girl that will amaze you on the ocuplichments she has through out her life. She will always be there for you but if you betray her or so her wrong she's coming for you so run. Other than that she is amazingly perfect.

If you are her friend you are either on her good side or bad.

Wow taidym is amazing

by Tails1010101010101010 March 26, 2018

tard whip

The tool/implement used to corral and herd tards through or into a certain area.

Similar to (as in exactly the same as) the whip used by ranchers to herd cattle.

Low-Level Tard Wrangler: BE WARNED!! There are tards coming through. I repeat, BE ADVISED THERE IS A TARD CROSSING cracks tard whip to corral straying tard*
Student: Begins to move*
Low-Level Tard Wrangler: NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS, YOU MAY STARTLE THEM. MY WHIP MAY NOT BE ENOUGH TO CONTROL THE FULL EXTENT OF THE TARD STRENGTH
Student: Stops moving*

by The Tard Shepherd May 13, 2019