Crock topper

The giver of a Crock Topper engages in activities that result in a sweaty butt crack, so much so that flavors and aromas are quite developed (as they are in a crock pot). The resulting viscous fluid is then liberally applied to the recipient's penis, usually followed by other sexual activities.

"Honey, can you go for a run so you can give me a crock topper for you to eat for lunch?"

by Airliner1013 May 22, 2013

french trapper

The French trapper is when one person is fucking another or receiving head from another and decides to rip a fart while holding their partner down so that the partner can enjoy their essence more fully as they provide pleasure.

Today my wife insisted on having sex missionary style, so I decided to spice things up by giving her a French trapper. She said she tasted it, and now I'm doing the knuckle shuffle to relieve my blue balls. Totally worth it.

by Greasy E December 19, 2013

knock trapper

most evil type of young women, the kind that will poke holes into condoms, their goal is to get pregnant on purpose so as to trap you into a relationship or to further the relationship into marriage....

that knock trapper poked a hole into his condoms now she is pregnant and trying to force a shotgun marriage

by mattlemoose September 12, 2015

Fart trappers

Skin-tight jeans, called such because they're so tight the fart stays trapped between your buttcheeks or escapes upwards through the pussy lips.

"Damn that girl's lookin fine in them skinny jeans"

"Hell naw, those are fart trappers. Her pussy be smellin like a Waffle House bathroom"

by Lithostoic March 1, 2016

double toppers

Receiving oral sex from two people at the same time.

"Dude, last night was crazy I got head from two chicks at the same time"

"No way you got double toppers from who?"

by Lattolanlogince May 15, 2016

red taper

an offensive term for meaningless, useless bureaucrat

a red taper's raison d'etre is to produce more red tape and snafus than any rational person can understand

by Sexydimma December 26, 2017

Herr Tampert

A different way of saying Bitch. Also referred as Jopie, or Tampert.

This person takes many forms, but Bitch is his favorite.
If you refer to someone by saying Herr Tampert, you are insulting that person on a level even shaggy can't handle.

Kars: "Hey Tampert! How's it hanging?"
Herr Tampert: "Ich möchte gerne. Ja wie sagen ich das jetzt... Ein Kafé haben."

by The Real Handyman March 11, 2019