Taco Bell

Get Pete Davidson off my phone you assholes! I'm scrolling through the shorts and what do I find on every 5th fucking page!? PETE DAVIDSON! STARING ME IN THE FACE! I FEEL LIKE ARIANNA GRANDE AND I HATE IT!

Hym "Fuck you Taco Bell! I always have to ask for sauce twice (because YOU KNOW you didn't give me enough the first time) and now Pete Davidson is glaring at me. He's like the fat-cock candyman except you don't have to say his name 5 times and instead of killing you he fucks all of the women... Which... I don't know... Is arguably worse... He just APPEARS... in your shorts-feed... Every time you forget he exists. BAM! Cat video... Fortnite clip... Red-pill dork... AH! PETE DAVIDSON! OVER-AND-OVER AGAIN! This is how they do it! This is how they try to break you! But it won't work! Not on me! If I was a conservative I'd be calling for a boycott right now."

by Hym Iam November 17, 2023

taco bell

worse than a fart and explosive diarrhea combined

I love Taco Bell!

by EL SEXO GRATIS December 20, 2023

taco bell relapse

when a bulimic person goes back to taco bell after abstaining for awhile

After not visiting taco bell for 3 months, Sam returned and spent 30 dollars on a taco bell relapse (tbr).

by samsamamama December 27, 2023

Taco Bell

A Mexican fast-food franchise that, after consumption, you better run and find a nearby bathroom before you shit yourself

Citizen 1: I ate Taco Bell and my ashore exploded.
Citizen 2: Poor you...

by Animal lover 2011 December 30, 2023

taco bell dump

A large behemoth of a dump that completely demolishes your toilet and can only be The result of eating 3 or more items from Taco Bell with extra fire sauce.

Bro 1: Hey dude are you hungover from last night?
Bro 2: Not really but i totally forgot we hit the taco bell drive thru on the way home.. How much did i eat ? I just took the fattest Taco Bell dump in my girls toilet this morning and she kicked out her apartment.

by JPOW 2 January 6, 2024

Post taco bell clarity

The aftermath of eating taco bell and taking the biggest shit ever

“I had post taco bell clarity.” Said barack obama

by WC_Quizzy January 14, 2024

Taco Bell

A “food” that causes shits so explosive that they’re scientifically more powerful than the explosions on Hiroshima and Nagasaki combined.

Robert: Hey, did you hear that the US bombed Japan again?
Stephen: William ate Taco Bell again, didn’t he?
Robert: Yep.

by I prefer being anonymous April 11, 2023