by @d@m :: @m@nd@ February 3, 2010

sweater september is when you give your sweater to someone who asks or it for the entire month of september
by aaatraps November 22, 2019

a condom
Random Slut: Just do it already!
Man: Nah it's a little cold in here. I think I'll slip on a willy sweater.
willy sweater willy sweater willie condom
Man: Nah it's a little cold in here. I think I'll slip on a willy sweater.
willy sweater willy sweater willie condom
by awesome_austin... January 21, 2012

when you buy a sweater that is too big for your actual size
thus giving you a lot of extra cloth
producing the effect that you have a lot of fat
when you actually have sweater fat
thus giving you a lot of extra cloth
producing the effect that you have a lot of fat
when you actually have sweater fat
by Our Twig November 22, 2010

to ignore or dismiss the allegations of a rape victim despite overwhelming evidence that the event occurred.
Sarah reported the rape, but the police just put her in a Cosby sweater and the case was never prosecuted.
by itssupereffective November 22, 2014

When a woman runs without the use of a sports bra, it resembles two kittens hid in her shirt fighting.
by Mordous January 23, 2007

A phrase used when describing a fairly large man with a gigantic mass of hair on his chest who get in a public/resort pool and proceeds to go everywhere in the pool with his "sweater." Can be of foreign descent, but not always.
(Man with rug on his chest climbs in pool)
Tim: I guess he didn't read the sign that said "No sweaters in the pool."
Tim: I guess he didn't read the sign that said "No sweaters in the pool."
by Apocalyptus January 17, 2009
