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straight for Jesus

A very Christian man that has chosen to ignore his natural instincts and try to make a life with a female because of his belief that homosexuality is wrong.
Scott is straight for Jesus. He clearly is gay and checks me out all the time.
by Christopher J. Smith September 1, 2007
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Thinking straight

Joe and Bob are watching porn.
Bob: Wow, I'd totally do that chick. And those red heels of hers, wow, she just looks...
Joe:...so last season.
Therefor, Joe is NOT thinking straight.
by Frankie made us do it June 22, 2008
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Grizzly Straight

Grizzly straight is a man's chewing tobacco. Tied with Grizzly Wintergreen in being badass, it shows a "I dont give a fuck what you think" attitude. Legend has it that Chuck Norris used to put a full tin of Grizzly Straight in his bottom lip and a full tin of Grizzly Wintergreen in his upper lip.
Be warned. Its not for pussys.
You see that bearded dude riding the harley?
He's rockin Grizzly Straight for sure

Mark is too big of a pussy to put in Grizzly straight
by Grizzly straight man May 12, 2011
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straight away

I'll leave for work straight away.
by doclagoa April 4, 2006
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Straight bottom

A straight bottom is a heterosexual man who like to be penetrated. He may go for pegging. He may take another man, but he bottoms for the feeling, not for attraction.
Top: I had sex with that guy.
Top’s friend: Really? I didn’t know he was gay.
Top: He’s not. He’s a straight bottom.
by Who’R’You July 12, 2019
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Gaga Straight

The process in which a male who normally identifies as homosexual becomes partially straight due to the idolization of Lady Gaga to the point where it can only be considered passionate, undying love.
Sean: Lady Gaga is actually really pretty during that performance.
Lizzy: Are you turning straight or something?
Sean: Uhh, no.
Lizzy: Oh, so you're Gaga Straight.
by xalwaysvindicatedx August 8, 2009
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Straight Male

A male who is heterosexual and is attracted to only women
Girl 1: That guy is such a Straight Male
Girl 2: I know right what a "Curtis"
by Helicopterpoonjabber August 29, 2017
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