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Monday Steak Night

A group of culturally diverse, north shore private school alphas, who gather on the sacred day of Monday to rejoice in the name of the Beef god Mike Lit, and its holy cut of rump. Worshipping occurs at the sacrosanct of the Woolwich Pier on Monday, every Monday, til there art now cow left.
Beta male: Oh damn, it's Monday
Alpha male: Wow you are a beta, it's Monday Steak Night baby
by Euro Stene May 26, 2017
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chopped steak

A slab of ground beef desperately meant to pass off as a real steak but is actually a cheap, disappointingly shitty imitation that doesn't even come close to any typical cut of steak in flavor or texture. Typically used by burger joints for dishes that require a standalone steak because for much less money they can essentially just throw a large hamburger on a plate by itself and then it's somehow considered a steak.
Customer: I'll have the steak & eggs, please.

Server: Just so you know, we use chopped steak instead of a T-bone like every single other restaurant uses for that dish. Is that still alright?

Customer: Fuck that, lemme just get 3 pancakes instead.
by j5689 July 9, 2017
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rumple steak

What rumplestiltskin eats when describing who to kill next
"Dearie make me some rumple steak or I'll burn you to the steak
by Rumplesteak August 18, 2017
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Carolina steak

by Bigbronxbeard May 17, 2019
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Burnt Steak

A steak that is burnt.
Human A "You are fucking stupid that steak was supposed to be medium rare, now it's a burnt steak!!!"
Human B "It is medium rare
by ConfinedDev February 26, 2020
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BennyCheeze Steak

A Philly cheesesteak that has been modified by the addition of any antihistamine, or combination there-of, with the intention of causing a sedative reaction by the consumer of the said cheesesteak.
Cory: "Me and my boys fed some BennyCheeze Steaks to these girls at the Ring Hop after-party it was so fun"
by Charles Jefferson Wright February 5, 2022
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Philly Dick Steak

After whipping up a nice philly cheese steak. You place your large meaty wiener on the snadwhich as you dump hot melted cheese all over your cock. This may burn but it’s all part of the experience. Now you place two toasted buns under and on top of your erected cock. Proceed to feed this yummy sandwich to your girl/guy and let them enjoy the yummy philly dick steak.
Kuch wanted to get rowdy so he fed Erin the Philly Dick Steak

Ovilla loves to eat a Philly Dick Steak, preferible Sobels
by Mr. Unknown 5678 June 15, 2018
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