Macaroni and Squeeze

A Cheesy gooey fart that rumbles your but cheeks and leaves a nice stain on your undergarments.

Josh:"Dude during class Molly made a Macaroni and Squeeze"

Robin:"Ewwww Thats gross anyways i had my period today.

by Dick and Cheese May 12, 2011

main squeeze

your best friend or "bro". usually used between guys

person1: who's your best friend?
person2: Jon.... He's my MAIN SQUEEZE.

by d.so February 12, 2011

Main Squeeze

A woman whose tits you sometime squeeze.

Charlene's got some saggy tits, but she'll always been my main squeeze!

by MAIN SQUEEZE TITS! April 08, 2009

lemon squeeze

Pour fresh lemon juice in an open vagina

Man dude it stank so I did a lemon squeeze

by Jeha May 14, 2015

squeeze the weiner

Being forced out of your job because you sent explicit photos, tweets, and emails.

Anthony would not resign his post because of sexual misconduct. The longer he lied and complained, the more his colleagues would squeeze the weiner.

by SqueezeTheWeiner June 13, 2011

squeeze the greens

to urinate, to extract superfuous liquid.

"Better squeeze the greens before we leave as it will be a long trip with no convenient stopping places."

"Better squeeze the greens otherwise the dish will be too moist."

by ckm June 18, 2006

Squeezing the wheel

A term used for a guy masturbating while driving.

Last week, I saw a guy squeezing the wheel on 696.

by spada128 November 09, 2007