banana split

when a man performs a reverse deep stick sexual position on his partner (either in the pussy or asshole) while the partner eats out his asshole and/or sucks on his ball sack.
matt: hey girl you wanna get banana splitted?
girl: hell no! the last time i did that i had the taste of ass in my mouth and my pussy hurt for weeks
by crocock May 11, 2009
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split pissonality

When you're taking a leak and you get two streams out of the one hole!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!! What a clever and funny definition!!
by Da Man July 16, 2004
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Splitting the atom

when two guys jack off facing each other and blow at the same time, the jizz collides and splits the atom!! if you miss then its all downhill from there
nicko and damo were splitting the atom last night after a wonderful docking session and moonlight dinner
by Roskito November 04, 2010
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Lickiddy Split

Often heard as a term to mean "Hurry Up!" or "On the Double!" However, it's true meaning is quite different. It is actually an archaic term that means "Eat my Pussy" it was used to hide the intent of the females desires to her man as to prevent persecution by Puritan town leaders.
Fair Lady: Don't be away too long John, Lickiddy Split.
by Parson Pie Pounder March 01, 2008
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Wig split

When someone gets their head split in two or more pieces.
Machete wielding Mexican gang member 1- Let's go in there and fuck him up ey.
Gang member 2-- Yea do it ey.
Gang member 2-Ese no, he doesn't look like a human being any more, stop it ey. His head is in over six pieces now vato.
Gang member 1- You think so ese? He got his wig split ey?
by Solid Mantis September 25, 2017
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split shift

to have a day off in between drinking, normally in the sense of the weekend from thursday to sunday.
Jack: Hey bro you getting crunk all weekend?
Scotty: No im only doing a split shift.
by Scotty Matheson August 03, 2007
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