by wcgold December 25, 2004
Get the spinner mug.A wonderful treat of nasty meat, cheesy goob, sour cream slop, refried beans(possibly fried in pig pen), tomatoes (possibly rotten or prevoiusly chomped by rabid bunny), can replace burritos as the staple shitting food.
Rules for Consuming a Spinner:
1. Consume as fast as possible (under 4 minutes is preferrable) and take a good look at what you are eating because you will be seeing it again soon.
2. Buy a large bottle of FUZE and consume at same time for ultimate explosive power.
3. Check out your surroundings and make sure that you have atleast 3 exits nearby preferrably with a bathroom 20 feet or closer or you may end up running home waving arms and legs while screaming "There's no time!"
4. Once you have reached the 3 minute mark... DO NOT START ANOTHER MAD LIB... because you won't be finishing it unless you take it to go.
5. When done with the spinner immediately pack your valuables and have backpack on so you don't have to do any heavy lifting or there could be a pre-spinner show, aka a prarie-popper incident.
6. Most importantly of all if you have been recently diagnosed with FTIT do not consume a spinner- you may want to but this would be ur... i had a spinner and cannot finish this sentence
**National FTIT society has labeled this product a grade A diarretic, better than most laxatives INSTANT results- The tofu fajita spinner must be consumed while on the shitter.
Primary Side-effect: YUM!
Secondary: Oh no!
if you have FTIT: Nothing because you are dead.
Rules for Consuming a Spinner:
1. Consume as fast as possible (under 4 minutes is preferrable) and take a good look at what you are eating because you will be seeing it again soon.
2. Buy a large bottle of FUZE and consume at same time for ultimate explosive power.
3. Check out your surroundings and make sure that you have atleast 3 exits nearby preferrably with a bathroom 20 feet or closer or you may end up running home waving arms and legs while screaming "There's no time!"
4. Once you have reached the 3 minute mark... DO NOT START ANOTHER MAD LIB... because you won't be finishing it unless you take it to go.
5. When done with the spinner immediately pack your valuables and have backpack on so you don't have to do any heavy lifting or there could be a pre-spinner show, aka a prarie-popper incident.
6. Most importantly of all if you have been recently diagnosed with FTIT do not consume a spinner- you may want to but this would be ur... i had a spinner and cannot finish this sentence
**National FTIT society has labeled this product a grade A diarretic, better than most laxatives INSTANT results- The tofu fajita spinner must be consumed while on the shitter.
Primary Side-effect: YUM!
Secondary: Oh no!
if you have FTIT: Nothing because you are dead.
"One time in 1459 Greece, the original pear-shaped man ordered a spinner. The side-effects were felt immediately so he ran to the beach (toilets were invented the following year due to this incident) to find that there was no toilet paper- His toga had no chance."
Note: The national olympics organization has announced that for the 2014 Olympics in Greece in honor of the original pear shaped man will have FUZE and Spinners as the official food and drink of the Olympics- anyone who consumes otherwise will be disqualified- Brawny and Scott will be sponsoring these games. Thanks FUZE! (Running to bathroom) Makes you poop.
Note: The national olympics organization has announced that for the 2014 Olympics in Greece in honor of the original pear shaped man will have FUZE and Spinners as the official food and drink of the Olympics- anyone who consumes otherwise will be disqualified- Brawny and Scott will be sponsoring these games. Thanks FUZE! (Running to bathroom) Makes you poop.
by there's no time for a name I ate a spinner March 9, 2008
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Get the spinners mug.mullen: "you man you finished chopping up yet???!?!?!?"
buddy: "yeah bro just chuck me a spinner and we will be in the clear"
buddy: "yeah bro just chuck me a spinner and we will be in the clear"
by buddy sticksworth October 8, 2008
Get the Spinner mug.Jamie: maannnn look at her she is crazy
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Jamie: who knows but she is a right spinner
Lizzay: haha yeh look at her spinnin out!
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Jamie: who knows but she is a right spinner
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by Lizzay December 23, 2007
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