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Spike

Spike is the kinda guy who ends up fucking everything that moves. He will lash out over the tiniest things. He'll punch anyone to utters an insult under their breath, and that is just the way he is. A man named spike loves to drink to the point where he goes canoeing until his legs turn purple from the sun. Overall, if you ever meet a Spike, turn the oppisute direction and run.
"Did you see that dude KO that chick?!"

"What did you expect, his name is Spike"
by ThatIrishScoot July 8, 2019
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Spike

some dudes' fricking Kirby OC that is a light blue (not neon) and wears an orange beanie.
yo dude that roleplay with spike was cool
by DAZawesome (spike) December 31, 2018
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Spike

I wanted André to fuck my pussy but instead he tried to spike me.
by Unflappable23 August 30, 2017
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spiked

When your grades suddenly drop down randomly and goes back to normal the next few tests you take.

Spiking usually happens if either you are not keeping up to speed with the others in work or are not enjoying the type of lessons the teacher is giving you. (Sometimes the teacher can impact the entires class grades if she gets mad by a single person or a group of idiots in your class, so try and don't piss her off too much)
"I heard that Jack spiked one of his grades because of a bad day"
"I didn't do well today on the test, I'll try to get my grades back up as soon as possible so it counts as a spike"
"The girls in the back were being such a pain to the teacher today, hope she doesn't spike our whole class"
by Not Bernie August 9, 2022
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Football spike

When you sit on the toilet to take a shit, a little nugget gets forced out splashing the water below similar to a football being spiked in the endzone.
Dude, I had a nice football spike in the toilet today. My cheeks are so wet.
by Urban knowledge January 11, 2017
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Spiked

Lumber prices have Spiked and so has hinder lips of an angel. Sunday Funday
Zac Moss has really spiked his investments this quarter! He must have PENN
by Zwright August 8, 2021
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Simply spiked

A sex thing. You both drink as many Simply spiked™️s as possible and then test your capacity to merge souls
Person 1: “Yea we should do a Simply spiked night.”

Person 2:“Come on dude I was really hoping we could make a baby tonight but those are way too good, it’s never gonna happen.”
by Jellybeansrainvow June 30, 2022
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