cyber smack

(n.) 1.when someone virtually smacks you using technology.

-for use when someone is continually being annoying and pissing you off but you have no way of actually inflicting physical harm on them.

-If someone is being an asshole/bitch to you over text, on fb, etc.; feel free to cyber smack them with all your might to put them in their place.

-allows armless ppl to somewhat feel what its like to smack someone.

-can be either forehand, backhand, or no hand.

- haha robin you suck at spelling you retart
- i wish i could smack u right now...consider urself cyber smacked!

by its_batman_bitch March 6, 2011

Smacking log

Another way to say "masturbation".

Izik walked in on Tanner smacking log at 7 am.

by Big Coxie March 8, 2023

Titty Smacked

The term for post strip club depression, A.K.A. The serotonin dump that occurs after sometimes leaving the strip club.

Man I hate strip clubs, I feel titty smacked

She's got me titty smacked

by Redboy Relish May 10, 2023

Smacks on the petro

Money for gas.

You got the smacks on the petro?

by chaneneh July 19, 2009

smack heem

A person that is beyond high or smacked.

DMV Natives: Slim- Ay moe I'm smack heem .

Moe: I stamp this some good gas bruh. I'm coppin from him from now on.

by DMV Slang September 10, 2016

smacked ass

An idiot. Someone who walks around as if he's been literally, smacked in the ass.

So, this smacked ass walks up to me, and asks me if I've got a dollar

by Pete November 28, 2003

gob smacked

1. When someone is left speechless after witnessing or being told something incredible.

2. To be hit forceably in the mouth.

1. I was completely gob smacked when my girlfriend told me she was really a man!

Seeing that water skiing squirrel has left me gob smacked!

2. I got my gob smacked last night when I gave my woman a dirty sanchez.

by Petey Pie October 25, 2005