Slop Journalism

1. The journalistic equivalent of reheated cafeteria leftovers — rushed, messy, and guaranteed to make you regret consuming it. Facts are half-cooked, quotes are cherry-picked, and Twitter drama is treated like Watergate.

2. Reporting so desperate for clicks it sacrifices accuracy, nuance, and dignity. Think: screenshots of tweets as “investigations,” anonymous DMs as “whistleblowers,” and influencers’ bad hair days framed as “the downfall of society.”

Taylor Lorenz is the LeBron James of slop journalism.

by Uhhhhh BaaaAAaased August 31, 2025

Slop

Slop is something that every man has had already once but never wants it something that’s quite nasty and no one should go through it and it’s nasty pussy.

Skyler Meeks. Daniel Callahan. Jay Patel. Marlee Phillips. Coach Mattox. Ms. Wilkerson

The people listed above have Slop

by Sloppiest knob April 27, 2021

slopping out

to give an excessive salivia induced rim job vigorously

Dude last night I got so drunk Barbers winded up slopping out on me. What a whore!

by the mango flavored trident January 29, 2014

Slopping

When two makes, usually grossly overweight, cover themselves in pig slop and run into each other repeatedly. Often headbutts will occur as an indication of love.

Once a year, my good friends Alfredo and Scott meet up and start slopping.

by Baddawg64 January 8, 2025

triple flop slop

Act of getting your nipple penis and anus suckled and slobbered on all at the same time

I got triple flop sloped last night

by Triple flop slop December 4, 2017

Seasonal Slop

A seasonal show (typically anime) that is subpar and uses tropes that are popular around the time of release.

Have you seen the seasonal slop thats been airing?
Yeah, i'm getting really sick of isekai. I wish they would come up with something new.

by slopopols March 3, 2024

AI slop

Low-quality randomly generated AI content (images, accounts, text, etc) that has been flooding social media sites among other pages.

Mark: Why don't you use Facebook anymore ?
Herbert: My Facebook timeline is full of AI slop now, it's completely unusable.

by JJJJaKKKoooooo May 4, 2024