ad-skip assistant

Refers to a fellow human whom you assign to click out of commercials that often randomly appear during YouTube videos; this would be for periods of time when you are unable to operate the mouse/touch-pad yourself, such as when you have to take a dump but don't wanna pause the interesting video you were watching, but instead want to keep listening to the presentation while you're pooping. Having this other person skip over the ads for you ensures that you won't have to teeth-grindingly suffer through many minutes of boring ads while you sit on da crapper waiting for the program to resume. This can work best for largely-speech-based videos such as tech-subject lectures/documentaries, where you don't need to always watch the screen to enjoy the program.
I'm on SSI Disability, so I often spend much of my time at home; occasionally my also-unemployed buddy owes me a few bucks, and so I "hire" him to come over each day and be my ad-skip assistant for a 25¢ credit per ad; he usually "pays off" his debt that way in just a couple weeks.
by QuacksO October 20, 2021
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Uno skip

When you get so fucked up you start talking gibberish.
Sarah got so fucked up last night she was uno skipping.
by Saraxxxxx October 06, 2022
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Freshman Skip Day

Every year on April 14th seniors and juniors usually have a skip day well this time Freshman joins them.
Friend 1: oh wait it’s skip day at school?

Friend 2: Yes, it’s freshman skip day!
by Yourmom2008 April 13, 2023
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Skip-Bop

To leave quickly and stylishly, to bounce boogie and bump
Yo fam, i think we need to skip-bop on this bitch.
Im about to skip-bop, see you later!
by formulaicCoast69 August 17, 2017
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Skip day

"John why weren't you at school yesterday" "you didn't here its national skip day the 18th
by Royalace44 January 18, 2022
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dj skip

DJ Skip: Someone (a DJ) who plays songs and changes the song every 15 to 40 seconds which everybody hates, he is skipping the biggest part of a song. Nobody likes a DJ Skip
Guy/girl at the speakers plays a song. Every 15 to 40 seconds he changes the song that is played, everyone is annoyed by this.
'Shit, he changes the song every 15 seconds'
'We have DJ Skip over there mate'
by g123g030 April 16, 2015
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tip my skip

Is the toilet free? I need to go tip my skip.
by MusTheBunneh! May 03, 2017
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