Smeriouslly

A cool way of saying "seriouslly".

Nicole: "dude, Paris Hilton is a nob"
Lane: "SMERIOUSLLY?"
Nicole: "yea dude. wat r u blind?"

Smeriouslly by iliketoboogie September 15, 2009

Seriously 

really telling the truth.

"no, like, seriously we did!"
"don't go, seriously."
"seriously, you don't even know."

Seriously by BaBiedoll November 26, 2003

but seriously 

This term is usually used after saying a non-intended humorous quote or phrase.

This term can also be used to put a serious twist on your joke, and frequently intensifies the situation.

It is also used to make a joke more humorous, this is called backing-up(usually used after your not-so-funny-joke)

#1:
Person 1: Yeh i got a vest the other day!
Group: HaHahahAhAh
Person 1: but seriously

#2:
Person 1: I've got a vest....jokes....but seriously
Group: HaHahahAhAh

#3:
Person 1: Vest are only for 'homos'
Group: *cough*
Person 1: but seriously!
Group: HaHahahAhAh

but seriously by Semaj R. Llih and Samoht H. Nosreme December 13, 2008

Sexious 

One who is both sexy and precious.

Jennah was sexy and precious. She was sexious.

Sexious by -JilLxX December 23, 2009

No, seriously

After a sentence, either sarcastic or serious when people have started laughing, use 'No seriously' to either show

A) You're serious and want them to stop laughing because it's not funny
or
B) You're taking the piss out of them by not being serious

Amy "Hey Ashlee, do you want to come with me and my extended family to woop woop for a month or two? It'll be super fun!"
Ashlee (laughs) "Yeah, a month or two in woop woop with your extended family will be super fun!"
Amy (pissed off) "No, seriously. I think I'll go ask Sarah. (under her breath) Bitch."

Jim "Dude, last night I had a totally rippin' threesome with Carmen Electra and Jessica Simpson!"
Joe (laughs) "Like fuck you did"
Jim (laughs) "No, seriously. I jacked off alone to Judge Judy."
Joe (disgusted) "Oh, dude" (leaves)

No, seriously by Kateus December 29, 2005

seriosity 

gravity, solemnity, sobriety, demureness, staidness, grimness,

I make this observation
With no animosity
And just a tiny modicum
Of curiosity:

Apparently there’s no such word
As seriosity
And it is my opinion that
There surely ought to be.

So in conclusion, I must say
(I hope you would agree)
This glaring oversight
Is sheer ludicrosity.

seriosity by skyweeder September 4, 2009

Serioso 

A term for one's significant other, to be used by adult heterosexual couples in long-term or lifelong, monogamous relationships who are serious, live together and have built their lives together, but have yet to get engaged or don't intend to marry at all.

Where "boyfriend/girlfriend" is too childish, "husband/wife" doesn't apply, "fiance" is dishonest, "partner" sounds homosexual and "lover" is too sexual, there is serioso. Coined by Chemda of the Keith and The Girl podcast, episode 130.

"My serioso and I are coming up on our six year anniversary."

Serioso by thatartychick January 11, 2008