Gabin started dealing but he started smoking all of his product and is now flat broke. Monkeys can't sell bananas.
by ryanbernsdisciple June 4, 2024
Get the monkeys can't sell bananasmug. A way propagandists, liars, fraudsters, and their careless repeaters describe theft by banks via fraudulent contracts, that can severely impact municipalities, their residents, small businesses, their employees, and other victims. A word used to take some of the most damaging fraud of our time and make it seem as trivial as a cashier shorting you a nickel or accidentally switching your purchased mango with another customer's bananas. Akin to saying Al Capone was Mis-behaving.
Bob, "Banks have been mis-selling contracts (sometimes via bribes) designed to be far too complex for clients to understand, and to profit themselves greatly at the expense of their clients (victims), sometimes as a result of market information the bank doesn't share (those AAA mortgage-backed derivatives are sacks of shit), or direct market manipulations (LIBOR) by those very banks."
Tim, "Isn't that fraud?"
Bob, "Yes, but let's be gentlemen and call it mis-selling. Here, have an austerity cookie and a pat on the head."
Tim, "Nevermind my bankrupted municipality, crappy services (as there is little money left to pay for them), rising property taxes and rent (renters pay property taxes one step removed), or my being laid off from my job. I've got a cookie! Fuck ya!"
Tim, "Isn't that fraud?"
Bob, "Yes, but let's be gentlemen and call it mis-selling. Here, have an austerity cookie and a pat on the head."
Tim, "Nevermind my bankrupted municipality, crappy services (as there is little money left to pay for them), rising property taxes and rent (renters pay property taxes one step removed), or my being laid off from my job. I've got a cookie! Fuck ya!"
by Danbits February 7, 2013
Get the Mis-sellingmug. by cristiano messi jr May 4, 2025
Get the Sellingmug. the most beautiful person, with the best personality. she is kind, romantic, and hilarious. she loves to talk about things she loves, and gets excited over certain shows. she is so lovable, it’s easy to fall in love with her.
she is an amazing friend, and an even better lover.
she is an amazing friend, and an even better lover.
(person 1) hey, have you talked to jordyn sells?
(person 2) yes, i became friends with her, but the second she talked to me i fell in love with her soul.
(person 1) yeah, that seems easy to do
(person 2) yes, i became friends with her, but the second she talked to me i fell in love with her soul.
(person 1) yeah, that seems easy to do
by user13243546 December 26, 2021
Get the jordyn sellsmug. Bartender: What can I get u today
Costumer: can I get a selling yellowjack?
Bartender: Which hole
Constumer: in my ass daddy
Costumer: can I get a selling yellowjack?
Bartender: Which hole
Constumer: in my ass daddy
by coochiepuncher69420 September 20, 2023
Get the selling yellowjackmug. 
An individual who makes plans with others but when the time comes to meet up that individual never shows up and doesn't call nor text.
Brandon W made plans to eat wings with a friend, Not only did he not show up but he never called or texted as to why. He is a sell out.
by BigDickBandit1998 June 5, 2024
Get the Sell outmug.