When they existed they tried to take over the humans, they were used by humans and they didn't drive on the right side, they just drove on one side and never used the zebra crossing even though if you walk on the road it's jaywalking but the police don't stop them, so if you drive they will bump into you always
man: driving
Asshole: bumps into car with E scooter
Asshole "sorry!"
Man: "it's okay..."
man (thinking): "dude, fuck you!"
Asshole: bumps into car with E scooter
Asshole "sorry!"
Man: "it's okay..."
man (thinking): "dude, fuck you!"
by Luvs2spewge February 24, 2022
When someone shits on the floor and then proceeds to step on it with their foot and "ride" it around the house smearing it everywhere like they were riding a scooter
by FaggotDildoFacory January 29, 2018
by Slut_lover_420 June 20, 2022
by Miccck January 24, 2021
when you fuck a girl in the ass while she is riding a gas scooter. This was invented in germany, scottsdale where two lovers where sotted Scooter Fucking
by Piss in a bottle December 05, 2009
When you are completely shit faced and you decide to play music full blast or make cinnamon rolls and play music full blast
You were scooter drunk tonight after Yagas
by ScootsMcGoots March 17, 2016
When you park your bus at a local diner in Harrison, MI and you order a cheeseburger but it gets served to another patron and you're forced to sit in the corner and watch them eat it
#Cuckold
#Cuckold