schlong licker

someone who licks schlong so superbly everyone wants to chop off their dicks and hand it to the schlong licker

girl 1- how many dicks have you sucked?
girl 2- so many i can't count! they call me the schlong licker

by yumclump September 18, 2017

Schlong

synonym for medium/average. Its a mix between short and long.Can mean both close and far.

Ugh the Cinestar is too schlong away.
I waited so schlong for this moment!
His cock was quite schlong !

by woodpequa666 February 7, 2018

Schlong

Code word for dick

sakayt whipped out his SCHLONG

by DiccHole January 28, 2019

schlong

a way for describing a massive peen. or a way of saying someone has a peen.

did you see that last night?! dylan has a massive schlong

by himama November 26, 2019

schlong

when you’re gay and your dick is really long even if you don’t have a dick

dude this line is almost as long as my schlong
hell yeah it is dude

by richiefricketyfrackingtozier October 20, 2019

Schlong

The act of hitting a golf ball particularly far and straight

I schlonged that ball down the fairway.

by Ragerz17 January 15, 2020

Schlong

Something PlayStation players suck on.

That guy sucks at Fortnite. He eats schlong on the daily

by Thrbegrfhdyduf January 16, 2020