sejmis sandwich

When a slut situates herself between two guys, giving her easy access to give hand jobs to both parties.

Person #1: Look at that girl over there, making a sejmis sandwich.
Person #2: Looks like both guys are gonna have a good time.

by madame psychosis June 18, 2011

sandwich drunk

When you are so drunk that all you can think of is eating sandwiches.

Look at Hans, he is sandwich drunk.

by Drunk_Junior October 24, 2015

Nanner Sandwich

The art of thrusting a penis into another persons' butt cheeks while that other person is laying on their stomach watching Netflix.

A. The wife didn't want to be interrupted during Bridgerton, so she let me have a nanner sandwich.
B. SUSIE: Is the Nanner Sandwich an approved Catholic birth control method? CONNIE: Why yes it is!

THX KAYLA

by Dingybong August 6, 2021

Pre-Sandwich

1. A food item that includes the basic fundamentals of otherwise being a sandwich but lacks the substantive component of a separated edible enclosure to meet the full definition of a sandwich, ex, a hot dog.

2. A food item that has the potentiality to become a sandwich if the edible enclosure were separated via cutting utensil.

Subway Employee: "Do you want drinks, chips, or a cookie or are you just getting the sandwich today?"

Me: "Actually, I noticed you only cut one slit in the bread, thus making it a pre-sandwich since the bread is not two separates pieces. And yes, I'll take a medium drink."

by SandwichMetaphysics August 30, 2023

sandwich room

The total area around the sandwich you want to make, should have a 4 foot circumference for elbow room.

Instead of making the sandwich on a plate, I set it on the counter, but it was made pretty hard because of the lack of sandwich room; I kept knocking my elbows against the cabinet.

by AspenGT August 4, 2011

Familiar Sandwich

When two brothers engage in sexual intercourse with their mother.

This community is more tightly knit than a familiar sandwich

by Atma86 July 5, 2017

Chronic Sandwich

The Best Damn breakfast sandwich ever introduced. Its origins can be found from within Ram's Head Diner at UNC-Chapel Hill circa 2009. It consists of a toasted everything bagel with a layer of cream cheese on the bottom half of the bagel, and scrambled eggs with green peppers, bacon, tomato, sauteed onion, and cheese.

What kind of bagel is this man?

Its that chronic shit... and you know this, man! Eat that chronic sandwich and you will never lust after anything else

by Chronic Sandwich Master April 12, 2009