A condition wherein the patient's rectum is blocked (impacted) by their own cranial matter, resulting in the following symptoms: inability to think critically, difficulty processing rational arguments, loss of desire to collaborate. Oddly it does not impact the ability to pass flatus.
Those suffering from this condition also often suffer from procto-milontas.
Those suffering from this condition also often suffer from procto-milontas.
Nurse - the patient is clearly suffering from a cranial-rectal impaction (syndrome). Please provide 30 mg of Thorazine and be prepared to perform an attitute adjustment.
by Patrol Jeff May 11, 2023
One who engages in jovial escapades and fantastic trips and voyages often times plundering raiding and looting for booty (pun intended). Inside the rectal region or ass with great abandon.
Nobody realized that Juan was a rectal Swashbuckler until we saw him go inside the club with the long line of all men out front.
by Yukon Jaçc The Rippa April 22, 2021
Those rednecks sure do enjoy thier rectal palpitating.
That girl in that porn is a rectal palpitater.
That girl in that porn is a rectal palpitater.
by Cheese Master February 16, 2005
1. A picture or depiction of someone with their anal meat exposed in any number of degrees of not-rightedness
2. butter churned in the undergarments during high activity thus producing a product with added qualities
3. a exceptionally smooth bowel movement, like butter
2. butter churned in the undergarments during high activity thus producing a product with added qualities
3. a exceptionally smooth bowel movement, like butter
I was on the internet keytar forums and I get a pop-up with gay dudes!! Lame!! I mean it was full-on rectal spread!!
by Cootie Brown March 16, 2007
by LightWeaver June 23, 2024
It's where you do 2 shots of Jameson, drink a pint of Guinness, then stick your finger in your own arse!
by Shaftblaster August 08, 2023
by thetruth1000 February 28, 2014