Rectal Bleeding

My anus is bleeding harder then me cutting my finger when i see a furry in woodworking

The Doctor said i have Rectal Bleeding from that day

by PP head penis mouth the II March 15, 2022

Rectal wrinkle

A rectal wrinkle is a sudden surprise, a complete whirlwind of the unexpected

“That water was so cold that it froze my rectal wrinkle”

“I was so shocked that my rectal wrinkle didn’t move”

by Adiii17 March 12, 2022

Rectal Amnesia

When you can't remember shit.

I have a hard time remembering things, thus "I can't remember shit." I have rectal amnesia.

by Cryptic One May 19, 2013

Rectal shyness

The feeling when you're taking a shit in a public bathroom and somebody tries to open the door and you can't remember if you locked the door or not.

I used to have rectal shyness but now I don't care who walks in on me!

by Shyboiagain July 6, 2019

Rectal Russian Roulette

When you're having gut distress and want to pass gass ut afraid it'll turn into something more, it becomes a game of rectal Russian roulette.

(See sharting.)

"My stomach hurt so bad I was afraid to fart, it was like a game of rectal russian roulette!"

by WeirdAndWildWords January 15, 2023

Rectal Crunches

The simultaneously contracting your abdomen and sphincter muscles in a effort to conjure up a fart out of thin air.

Bob is amazing. The way he can blast a fart after a few rectal crunches deifies logic.

by Steve the Buckaneer March 10, 2019

rectal broom

When one cleans ones ass hole with their dick

Yea, Tom gave me a rectal broom last night. It was amazing!

by cdubz284750 April 18, 2016