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Rachel

A horse-human. She is the offspring of Larry and Jean. She has enormous horse eyes and very horse-like tits. She loves to eat hay, carrots and sugar cubes. She is beautiful, as beautiful as a horse can be, that is and has a lovable personality. I love her.
(written by her father Jean)
That girl is like a rachel, she can practically see behind herself with those enormous eyes. Her peripherals must be amazing
by ElPadre895 December 22, 2012
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Rachel

Rachel is the Cum Box Queen.
All hail the Cum Box Queen, Rachel.
by MacKenzie1993 May 27, 2014
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Rachel

Stands for purity, but is the complete opposite. Those who are smart or into sex know that Rachels are the best in bed, and will get very creative. Rachel's always look best without their clothes, and are known for wearing the sexiest colors of bra's and underwear, red and black. Other girls hate on Rachel's for having naturally great bodies without trying.

Be careful though, Rachel's are worst kind of bitches, the smart, manipulative kind that come off as naive, and will not hesitate to screw you over. Or just screw you in general.
Sexually frusterated teen 1: Did you see that girl? Dammnnnnn.
Sexually frusterated teen 2: I want to get with with her.
Teen that knows how to deal with sexual needs: That's Rachel, we just did it.
by Rainbowtacomonkey40097 September 24, 2013
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Rachel

Stuck up bitch may play a sport like, soccer. Is blonde and thinks she hot but all the sane people know she isnt. Also she may swallow cum on a regular basis and fuck, but may i remind you she sucks at it.
by kyleXY24453./,+34-- August 22, 2009
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Rachel

A pill popping stripper who will not listen to house rules and puts holes in doors. She has been with so many different men you can confuse her legs with a hallway. she will work at a job that will get her no where in life and never leave.
girl: wow look at that skanky girl who works here. I bet shes been here a long time.

Boy: That's Rachel she's been here so long at least ten other guys in line have been in her.
by iwishihadcalledthecops August 26, 2010
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rachel

Former Date Guru, now a Life Sage.
I went to the Rachel yesterday, and she told me that I would probably have better luck with women if I lied about the aids.
by The Young Disciple October 21, 2010
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Rachel

A random girl who likes to be friends with girls who eat paper. She is always on Omegle pretending to be a male and cheats on tests a lot. She is sometimes Chinese but many agree she can be a bit of a cheeky monkey..
You're such Rachel-like!
by emmaxox June 7, 2017
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