Conversation Quarterback

Someone who can easily run a conversation, like a quarterback runs an offense. Will make you either easy to talk to, or just make people want to punch you in the face.

Example #1:

Jen: I don't think I can go out with Steve, I'm too shy to talk.

Beth: Don't worry, he's such a conversation quarterback, he'll make it easy for you.


Example #2:

Dude: Man, fuck Brent! He's such a conversation quarterback that he won't let you get a word!

by 888kingofkings888 March 9, 2009

Quarter Pounder

A black mans penis

White guy: Hey, Alfanso, I got a quarter pounder.
Black guy: Nah, you aint got no quarter pounder.
White guy: Nah, i got a quarter pounder.
Black guy: I got your quarter pounder right here, man *pulls out penis*
White guy: Good lord!

by Gerald Armstrong 1 August 19, 2009

Quarter Back Sneak

To have sex with your chick then walk away about 2 minutes in. Three hours later tackle her to the ground and carry on with the sexy times.

Mary: Where did you get them bruises from Sandra?
Sandra: Shaun gave me the quarter back sneak last night,
the little bastard.
Mary: The fucker! Adam did that the other day to me, got me whilst I was ironing and burnt me ricker on the iron!

by sean voyle November 8, 2007

Laundry Quarters

When a friend accepts oral compensation for doing your laundry. One orgasm per load.

Chris gave six laundry quarters to Helen for the six loads of very dirty laundry she cleaned.

TRANSLATION:

Chris performed cunninglingus six times on Helen for the six loads of dirty laundry she cleaned.

by Jerkis March 28, 2009

office quarterback

That guy who always wants the smallest amount of change returned after lending it to someone.

Our co-worker always wants the smallest change returned - he is such an office quarterback.

Office co-worker: "Hey man, I want my quarter back!"

by NitzoDiTotzo July 25, 2016

Quarter to 8

A really expensive BMW 745

We takin the 6 or the quarter to 8?

by jshorti00 August 21, 2005

Quarter After Six

A sex position in which the woman's body position resembles the hands of a clock when it's 6:15. This is typically achieved with the woman assuming a bent over stance.

Last night I Quarter After Six'ed Lauren on the kitchen table.

by SMD486 August 21, 2009