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Puppy Paralysis

When one is afraid to disturb a sleeping dog laying on their lap.
"Hey man, I know I was supposed to be the best man at your wedding, but I was suffering from a bad case of Puppy Paralysis."
by Shaggy702 December 16, 2018
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Divorce Puppy

A dog that’s used to bribe children not to feel bad about their parents not loving each other anymore
“Dude, just heard about your parents affair, guess it’s over?”

You know it bro, it’s divorce puppy time”
by Kayla1767 October 8, 2020
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Puppy Barley

The Puppy Barley Club - yes. The Puppy Barley Club is a company that makes "Health Care" items, mostly nonsensical items such as Oil of Myrrh, styles, leather goods, inner bippies, and royal furniture.
The Puppy Barley Club- yes. The Puppy Barley Club. What you see, feel and feel.
by MichaelJacksonDoAHeeHee June 14, 2022
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Slop Puppies

saggy, disproportionate breasts with big blown out nipples and stretch marks
Person 1: "Dude did you see the slop puppies on her?"
Person 2: "Oh my God man, I bet they would fall under her armpits and touch behind her back without a bra!"
by themadhatter1912 February 20, 2020
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Musty Puppy

by djmustypuppy August 28, 2012
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Chanking the puppy

I was up all night chanking the puppy. I was exhausted and dehydrated by morning.
by Jimmy Cocaine July 15, 2019
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Shuffle the puppies

A figure of speech, used as a command, meaning “to move your feet.”
Shuffle the puppies!”
by Porkscratchings7 March 22, 2022
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