by sexylabrador April 07, 2023
The opposite of puppy love, it is much like how you can hate a puppy for peeing on the rug, but you don't actually hate it.
Phil might get annoying from time to time, especially when he drinks, but it's just puppy hate; we love having him around.
by Markys112 November 09, 2009
A young dog that has been purchased after the start of the pandemic. The pandemic puppy's main function is to provide some sort of company to a person that feels socially isolated.
- Oh, there goes Jake with a dog. I didn't know Jake was a dog person.
- He is not, that is a pandemic puppy
- I hear that Rhodesian ridgebacks make a terrible pandemic puppy
- He is not, that is a pandemic puppy
- I hear that Rhodesian ridgebacks make a terrible pandemic puppy
by WendyMilan April 07, 2021
Person 1: "Dude did you see the slop puppies on her?"
Person 2: "Oh my God man, I bet they would fall under her armpits and touch behind her back without a bra!"
Person 2: "Oh my God man, I bet they would fall under her armpits and touch behind her back without a bra!"
by themadhatter1912 February 20, 2020
by Calun March 03, 2014
The Puppy Barley Club - yes. The Puppy Barley Club is a company that makes "Health Care" items, mostly nonsensical items such as Oil of Myrrh, styles, leather goods, inner bippies, and royal furniture.
by MichaelJacksonDoAHeeHee June 15, 2022
A canine utilized for self pleasure.
by Gabesta99 April 03, 2023