horny puppy

A term of endearment, but also to indicate someone who is completely insatiable

Man, that guy is one horny puppy.

by final5150 February 22, 2010

Puppy hate

The opposite of puppy love, it is much like how you can hate a puppy for peeing on the rug, but you don't actually hate it.

Phil might get annoying from time to time, especially when he drinks, but it's just puppy hate; we love having him around.

by Markys112 November 9, 2009

Chanking the puppy

Masturbation

I was up all night chanking the puppy. I was exhausted and dehydrated by morning.

by Jimmy Cocaine July 15, 2019

puppy child

When two gay people get married and decide to adopt multiple dogs and treat them like their child.

Did you hear that Rick and Bob got a puppy child

by Calun March 12, 2014

Pocket Puppy

A canine utilized for self pleasure.

Hey at look at John’s new pocket puppy

by Gabesta99 April 3, 2023

puppy talk

Playful small talk conducted in an energetic, dramatic, and engaging manner. A style of speaking frequently used by morning show hosts and internet video personalities.

"Have you seen the Fifth Element? Ruby Rhod is the master of puppy talk. He's so fast, but it's so entertaining!"
"Becky, stop puppy talking to the kids, it's not working and they think you're weird."
"Yeah, lohanthony's youtube channel is mostly puppy talk, but it's kinda fun to watch."

by smellthat May 28, 2014

Puppy crush

A sweet, whole-hearted crush on an real-life person or character

Andy has such a puppy crush on Vanessa

by Spider Eyed Lullaby March 16, 2022