puerto rican car wash

Urinating on an object with the goal of cleaning said object

Yo Holmes, Honda Civic is mad dirty, I'm about to give that shit a puerto rican car wash

by Jhutchftw April 28, 2016

puerto rican football with legs

Long name for a loud and extremely annoying taco dog.

Shut the fuck up, you puerto rican football with legs!!!

by Japanese American Wanker May 31, 2018

Puerto Rican Coffee

Anal sex first thing in the morning

Bro 1: Bro, How was your date with Emily?
Bro 2: Great! She stayed over and I got to wake up to some of that solid Puerto Rican Coffee

Bro 1: Damn ... nothing like waking up to anal

by An@lQueeeens May 21, 2018

Puerto Rican

A hispanic whose work ethic is as bad as his hygiene.

That new guy stinks. Well he is Puerto Rican.

by DaddieFafo January 25, 2024

puerto rican roon

Someone whom is a dumbass

God don’t say that you sound like a Puerto Rican roon

by Heresith May 16, 2018

Puerto Rican Frog Tattoo

A tattoo to show that you are the gayest of the gay and are dtf with any man you lock eyes with.

Did you see Alex’s new Puerto Rican frog tattoo? He looks zesty af now.

by TheGlizzyGobbler143 December 29, 2023

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025