pitchfork in the saddle

When something bad happens that is anticipated. Consequence of an action that was obvious.

John: I drank to much coffee and smoked a pack of cigarettes after eating at Jack in the Box and then I craped my pants.
Jill: That’s the pitchfork in the saddle.

by Stu846 September 17, 2007

relief pitcher

For males engaging in a sexual act with a woman: An alternate source of stimulation used when the currently enacted source of stimulation becomes tiresome to the male giver. The act of switching from vaginal sex to digital stimulation would be considered "bringing in the relief pitcher." Often used to conceal physical weakness and to the female recipient is seen merely as "switching it up." Can help maintain pleasure levels. Keeps manhood in check.

"dude i was bangin' my girl so hard but i got fuckin' tired so i brought out that relief pitcher son."

by Random Ock March 24, 2009

chinese pitchfork

The act of two men sticking their cocks into a Chinese fingertrap and playing tug of war until one of the men nuts a load. Commonly used in fraternity hazing to break the souls of pledges.

Chuck: hey mike are you going to join theta chi?

Mike: not sure yet, the idea of paying to have friends sounds sick tho!

Chuck: yeah I agree! I heard all of the brothers there have to Chinese pitchfork till they bust! They instantly become lifelong friends!

Mike: shit man, I'm in, frats rule!

by Bigstik December 11, 2013

Pitch Slap

When public radio and TV announcers get particularly irritated with a lack of donations. originally coined by Click and Clack, March 2007, on NPR's CarTalk.

In the final minutes of the fund drive, the radio announcer pitch slapped the audience for a lack of donations.

by mandy-louise April 6, 2007

Pitch

A Girl that gets thrown around for others the Hit.

Don't mess with her I heard she a Pitch.

That Pitch slept with half the Raider ' s offense.

by Purpleface85 February 2, 2015

pitcha

a picture, image or photograph.

You should be taking pitchas for Myspace.

by Saiya July 12, 2007

Prithvi

The type of friend you didn't know you needed; will impale your enemies with a kebab skewer; brown and squishy; will talk for hours about absolutely any topic

Ok ok fr tho: Irresponsible; doesn't listen to his friends' advice; can't even pass Biology; clumsy; talks to year 8s unironically and would not quit bloody Jekyll if it was a Presidential Order.

"Oh for fucks sake, what's he done now"
"Where the hell is Prithvi, that bloody troglodyte"

by deeps_4321 May 31, 2018