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Prompter Preacher

All television on-camera news personalities that pontificate and deliver pious news messages or tragic stories with a sober look and serious tone in their voice. They are not the writers of the story but simply the messengers of guilt to the camera.
That tv anchor seems humbled by the drought's impact on the Somali people, but really he's nothing more than a prompter preacher.

Did you hear all the prompter preaches today? They're all saying that higher taxes on me will somehow solve all the country's problems.
by Da Do Run Run January 18, 2021
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Matchyou Peachyou

A Peruvian friendship/romance service dat guarantees dat you will find a "sweet-tasting-fuzzy-skinned-fruit-with-a-ridged-pit"-level partner.
I'm told dat Matchyou Peachyou has been in existence for well over 500 years, so hopefully by now they know a thing or two about their local ladies, and thus they would be very good about determining how to find a perfect blinky-eyed cuddle-companion for just about any dude.
by QuacksO July 23, 2021
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Jxst_peachy

A YouTuber who makes gacha and roblox videos and uses funny cursed sounds.
Hey Becky! Have you heard of that youtuber jxst_peachy there kinda funny!
by Yourmomisherern1 November 16, 2021
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Thunder preacher

A person who enjoys their own Flatulence and is happy to take a deep breath of their own creation or somone eles.
Guy one: "Yo see that dude just wafted his oen fart to his face, and took a deep breath"

Gut two: "that's a wild thunder preacher, keep your distance"
by AbadChoice December 9, 2022
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Gay Preach

"Gay Preach" is a faggy ass, zesty ass song created by High Class Gay Music and co-created by GayRemix Corporation. The song was rapped on by Young Cocklph, a very gayster rapper, and was engineered by HoodGaylords and produced by Gaytoven. It is known as one of the most inspirational gay songs ever.
GAY PREACH ROCKS! god dude, ur so fucking gay. SHUT THE FUCK UP!
by cheiejn May 17, 2023
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vulgar preacher

One who makes others praise out to god repeatedly, but is usually accompanied by retaliating curse words wished upon themselves.
Girl,,, he was blowing my back out so good, damn vulgar preacher had me cursing and begging god for him to not stop.
by Webstersnostradomis November 14, 2023
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The Preacher

A mating ritual preformed on the sabbath day of the week between a man & a woman that involves the man inserting both of his arms into the vaginal cavity of his partner to begin the act of prayer which, involves consecutively delivering oral while rotating his hands which are pointing to the heavens within in the vagina. If the oral is to the cliterous then you will be praying to heaven, if oral is delivered to the anus then you will be praying to hell.
Susy wanted to marry Johnny after discovering that Johnny has perfected the preacher.
by DrClappinCheeks March 10, 2025
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