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peanut butter pooper

A person, who leaves large dollops of "peanut butter like" shit on the inside of the toilet bowl. Usually found at the workplace, but can occur in the home. The peanut butter pooper is notoriously hard to identify, and is thought to be a supernatural/mythical being in Indian cultures of the American southwest.
The "peanut butter pooper" had struck again, leaving large clumps of crap all over the toilet bowl in the employee break-room.
by Tink Tink 27 January 3, 2017
mugGet the peanut butter poopermug.

surrogate pooper

Surrogate pooper: A person who is designated to poo for you through their own rectum. Surrogate poopers are sought after and requested to come to the aid of friends after anal surgery when surgeons tell the rectally challenged to continue to have "normal" bowel movements after their anus has been surgically altered (this function has the pain equivalent of delivering a baby through the anal canal). A patient's surrogate pooper is one of the most altruistic individuals in perhaps the entire world.
After anal surgery, it beneficial to find a caring friend who is willing to be your surrogate pooper while the area heals.
by justducky February 8, 2014
mugGet the surrogate poopermug.

party pooper

noah. aka plushiegamer10
”hey im sorry your party was pooped on man”
“yeah, fucking noah”.- party pooper
by arythepro February 3, 2022
mugGet the party poopermug.

Party Pooper

Drifloon is such a party pooper, she doesn't like fun at all!
by drifloonitic234543 November 19, 2021
mugGet the Party Poopermug.

kooper pooper

the food he cooks is so kooper pooper.
by doomi28 May 17, 2022
mugGet the kooper poopermug.

Pooper Scooper Nails

When someone with really long finger nails wipes their ass and the shit gets under the nails
Clip your nails before they become pooper scooper nails
by SUMFURRYTHING November 12, 2021
mugGet the Pooper Scooper Nailsmug.

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