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PLUM card

Poor Little Unfortunate Me. Used as an insult to people who use emotions to get the upper hand. Try and make you feel sorry for them. Purposefully or unpurposefully uses your kind nature to make you do things for them. Only used by terrible people. Mostly used by men who have mommy issues and would love a mommy who they can fuck.
Do not trust people who use plum cards ever.
"well I asked him if he was ok and he said "I mean I guess." Guess he's pulling the PLUM card again"

"I'm just so lonely. I wish we were still together." --PLUM card user

"You used to take such good care of me." --PLUM card user
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Plum Highschool

Plum Highschool, this school is known for house keeping at least 600 autistic children on school grounds. The freshmen all have learning disfunctions and think human molestation is funny. I'm pretty sure we were "built" from Minneapolians, and the amount of man children who would gas light children with thomas the tank engine toys.
"Have you went to Plum Highschool?"
"Ohh yea!!! (I gaslight vulnerable women for sex trafficking)"
by DividingCronicals September 2, 2023
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Plummed

Getting scolded or punished by P. Lam in CKY.
Jason Ng getting plummed after spilling coke on Moses' PE shorts.
by SonOfACar June 20, 2023
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plum date

a secret prom date, like you may be pretending to be going with someone for their sake, but your secretly going with a more gorgus personnn.
'aww my plum dates well phit'
by johnny monk November 5, 2006
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plumming

“pick me” but solely lesbians. self sufficient behavior / independent acts. not to be confused with queer baiting because it’s actually queer !!!
“claire you’re totally plumming rn by opening that jar in front of that hot girl

“ur being such a plum!”
by vampygirl69 June 8, 2022
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Plum

Plum is a poop 💩
by Totally not vinny November 22, 2021
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plum tuckered

Da feeling of utter exhaustion dat you get after majorly chowing down on Australian food dat's been prepared with copious quantities of luscious juicy purple "stool-softener" fruits.
Maybe if da landowner and da "troopers, one-two-three" has simply hidden and waited till da "jolly swag-man" had boiled da "jolly jumbuck" in his "billy" and then added some fresh lavender-colored oversize tree-berries to da pot, said "gleeful" stock-rustler would have been so "plum tuckered" after greedily devouring said fruit-embellished delicacy dat he could have been arrested and hauled off to jail, instead of simply running off and drowning himself in da billabong.
by QuacksO February 7, 2020
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