Photo-Grog

To send a picture of your poop to someone, usually via text message, messenger or social media.

1. I took a massive shit yesterday, and got J.R. with a photo-grog because I know how much he loves pictures of poop.

2. “Look at this photo-grog! I thought it would cause a clog. Man that was so big, why did eat like such a pig?” sung to Nickelback’s song, “Photograph.”

by CBGLW August 17, 2025

photo tourettes

When you send random photos to a group, normally on instant messenger with no explanation or common link.

'wow mum you just sent me a picture of a cat, then a baby, then a front door, you must have a case of the photo tourettes'

by thebubbler August 24, 2019

Photo Op Father

Baby daddy’s who only come around during holidays and other events where people take lots of pictures just so they can post on social media about how much they “love” their kids and then go back to being MIA until the next holiday. Typically they are trying to make themselves look like they are actually more involved in their child’s life than they actually are.

Ex: “It’s Christmas time again. Time for all those non child support paying photo op father’s to come out of hiding and take a few pictures to post to Facebook.”

by Bg0991 April 7, 2019

photo mom

Is a mother who spends more time taking pictures of their children then they do actually spending quality time of their children. Then posting 10,000 fun family photos that they didnt actually involve themselves in.

Beth is such a Photo Mom, did you see the latest in Walmart poses?

by Your Pissed off Daughter November 30, 2013

Photo Ass

The thicc booty you get from always squatting to take photos.

Hey did you see Griffins photo ass? He's been looking real thicc since AP photography!

by GStepz November 7, 2018

Photo flick

When you are taking a lot of useless pictures of something you like for fun.

Oh hang on a second, my phone storage is full cause I kind of went overboard on that photo flick yesterday.

by TheRealOneAndDone October 2, 2024

Affinity Photo

One of the Photoshop's biggest rivals, along with Mac-exclusive Pixelmator. It gained popularity in the 2010s in response to Adobe moving towards their much-hated Creative Cloud subscription system, the program has a one-time purchase system rather than other alternative paid systems.

"Affinity Photo and Pixelmator are much better than Photoshop" - Some former Photoshop user

by Ryan900USAYT December 4, 2022