lappy patty

see lap dance

When a female (or male in some cases) dances on another persons lap, in erotic movements.

see masterbation

"Dude. He's such a faggot. He even said no to a lappy patty."

by CHaR chAr December 30, 2003

You are Pattie

When you meant to say petite, make a mistake or Autocorrect *Cough*, don't realise because your watching tentacle hentai, and never hear the end of it.

You are Pattie arnt you? - A Cultured Man
LOL, OMG, You mean Petite? - Mean person of a different sex

by A Cultured Man May 8, 2019

Hamburg Patty

When a man squashed his penis with a flat iron. Considered "raw" when heat isn't applied.

Man, I knew Jeff was into some strange shit, but a hamburg patty?

by Kroniso September 6, 2018

hamburger patties

noun.
fucked up small titties

"Damn, her tits are so small they look like hamburger patties with combos"

by steph & ro October 26, 2003

Maddy Patty

A retarded girl I'm friends with somehow.

Maddy Patty is very retarded

by idfknowleavemetfalone June 27, 2018

Patty Cackin

same thing as lallygagging or beatin around the bush, so pretty much your wasting time.

elijah went to liquor bank to get a 40 of king cobra but he took hella long cause he was patty cackin with his bitch ass brother kyle who lives up the street.

by Ricardo II January 23, 2009

Patty Mayo

A youtuber that fakes him being a bounty hunter.
what a cunt

"Patty Mayo fakes he´s videos"
"true"

by xd andersen April 9, 2019