Track crab

Pubic lice that crawl into your anus when you shower, and come back out after you get out and put clothes on. In doing this, they leave "tracks" of feces all over your underwear.

Man, I just bought these underpants, and my track crabs already ruined them!

by exactlywhoyouexpect June 12, 2016

Discount Track

not a ‘discount rack’ where under-priced and unwanted objects sit and wait, the Discount Track is where bargains are rotated around in front of potential customers

like a sushi train. or high school

he looks like got his new gf off the discount track

Q - where did she get that awful jacket ? A - off the discount track

by scmat February 10, 2021

Carry the Track

When one person is left to host a podcast, commentary track or anything of the sort, they are left to "Carry the Track" as to avoid a dip in entertainment level.

Yo bro, I gotta drop flipper in the harbor, you good to Carry the Track?

by davudgullo January 26, 2021

binge tracking

After an election, when the results are being tabulated like in 2020, obsessively tracking the news coverage, even if there is hardly any minute-to-minute change in the news, to find out the election winner. The amount of time devoted to watching the news is comparable to time devoted to watching an entire series of a sitcom at the same time. While watching the news feels more justified based on the idea that you are fulfilling your civic duty, it is in fact questionable whether one needs to continuously keep track of the election coverage to that degree.

Chuck: Hey, what have you been doing today?

Zak: I've been binge tracking CNN all day today to see if Pennsylvania and Georgia will flip Democrat.

Chuck: Yeah me, too. I want to see if Arizona will flip Republican.

by ignateuswhittley November 5, 2020

couple tracks

Originating from the HardLore podcast... when an album only has a handful of good songs.

Person 1: "Do you like the new Twitching Tongues album?"
Person 2: "Not really, but it has a couple tracks"

by Not Colin or Bo April 28, 2023

Off the tracks

THE WORLDS BEST PODCAST AND LIVE ENTERTAINMENT. Hosted by a very short man a man with lovely hair and some others Usually including technical issues.

OMG OFF THE TRACKS IS ON TONIGHT YAY

by Tree4003 December 23, 2021

Track Surfing

a.) someone looking through tracks/songs in a music library to find that song that you haven't heard in a while or a song that's pleasing to your ears.

Person 1:What are you?
Person 2:I'm track surfing!
Person 1: Find anything good?
Person 2: Yeah I just did...The Beatles!

by Yaj White December 28, 2009