Chanking the puppy

Masturbation

I was up all night chanking the puppy. I was exhausted and dehydrated by morning.

by Jimmy Cocaine July 15, 2019

puppy child

When two gay people get married and decide to adopt multiple dogs and treat them like their child.

Did you hear that Rick and Bob got a puppy child

by Calun March 12, 2014

Pocket Puppy

A canine utilized for self pleasure.

Hey at look at John’s new pocket puppy

by Gabesta99 April 3, 2023

puppy talk

Playful small talk conducted in an energetic, dramatic, and engaging manner. A style of speaking frequently used by morning show hosts and internet video personalities.

"Have you seen the Fifth Element? Ruby Rhod is the master of puppy talk. He's so fast, but it's so entertaining!"
"Becky, stop puppy talking to the kids, it's not working and they think you're weird."
"Yeah, lohanthony's youtube channel is mostly puppy talk, but it's kinda fun to watch."

by smellthat May 28, 2014

Puppy crush

A sweet, whole-hearted crush on an real-life person or character

Andy has such a puppy crush on Vanessa

by Spider Eyed Lullaby March 16, 2022

Divorce Puppy

A dog that’s used to bribe children not to feel bad about their parents not loving each other anymore

“Dude, just heard about your parents affair, guess it’s over?”

“You know it bro, it’s divorce puppy time”

by Kayla1767 October 8, 2020

Puppy Barley

The Puppy Barley Club - yes. The Puppy Barley Club is a company that makes "Health Care" items, mostly nonsensical items such as Oil of Myrrh, styles, leather goods, inner bippies, and royal furniture.

The Puppy Barley Club- yes. The Puppy Barley Club. What you see, feel and feel.

by MichaelJacksonDoAHeeHee June 14, 2022