nut loaf

An insane person that's more than a little nuts.

Connor might have told you that he has four arms and is the King of Space, but you should just ignore that nut loaf.

by Viirin May 19, 2021

Stink loaf

When someone is in a public bathroom loafing around taking a smelly crap quietly and won’t leave the stall.

I went to the bathroom at Dierberg’s and I could barely breathe in there because this lady was in there stink loafing.

by babychick&jackjack December 4, 2019

shame loaf

1. a lonely turd that was neglected and not flushed down the toilet.

2. a substandard sandwich, hoagie, sub or grinder usually purchased at a gas station or vending machine.

1. That shame loaf might have a little bit of blood in it.

2. That shame loa might have a little bit of blood on the wrapper. Oh, thats just motor oil.

by christpanda August 7, 2011

muff loaf

A FUPA or "Fat Upper Pubic Area" that reaches the entire genital area, for girls only. The Reason that these are for girls only is that because of the word Muff, also Vagina's are the only thing gross enought ot produce this. These are gross but rare so you can gloat about them. Muffloafs are dangerous, because herpes can travel to all parts of it.

"Did you see the Muff Loaf on that Chick?"
"Is that yo MuffLoaf or didnyou just have a baby an dleave it there?"

by JustaHawtGayguy February 17, 2012

loaf top

When a middle aged man gets invited to a football party with a PBR keg and he shows up wearing his old 80's crop top jersey that shows off his "Keg Pack".

The middle aged man turns to Knudson and says, "Does this highschool crop-top jersey make me look like I have a loaf top?"

by Galetrail_matt September 19, 2020

Throw Loaf

The act of dropping a deuce. Usually one that comes out with significant force, however maintains it's structural integrity.

After drinking all that coffee this morning; Jimmy really had to throw loaf when he got to work.

by Lil'Toefungius August 13, 2010

grandfather loaf

An enormous turd.

"Dude, come look at the majestic Grandfather Loaf I just left in the toilet!"

by the Red Raptor April 16, 2014