christmas loaf

The product of you shitting your pants.

I got drunk after a good meal, so i made some Christmas Loaf. In my pants

by Gabriel84 April 19, 2015

Loaf of Milk

A synonym for cheese.

I ate an entire loaf of milk at 2am last night.

by Mattjod July 30, 2021

nut loaf

An insane person that's more than a little nuts.

Connor might have told you that he has four arms and is the King of Space, but you should just ignore that nut loaf.

by Viirin May 19, 2021

Monster Loaf

When someone takes a massive dump on the toilet. Usually looks like meatloaf.

Boy did I take a huge monster loaf

by Sportsguy1991 June 11, 2013

torpedo loaf

A loaf so big it tears the asshole

Just dropped incredible power torpedo loaf

by Torpedo loaf November 23, 2015

Throw Loaf

The act of dropping a deuce. Usually one that comes out with significant force, however maintains it's structural integrity.

After drinking all that coffee this morning; Jimmy really had to throw loaf when he got to work.

by Lil'Toefungius August 13, 2010

Bread loaf

When you clog the toilet by taking a shit the size and consistency of a bread loaf

“Hey man call a Plummer I just took a bread loaf in the bathroom”

by Shiter69420 May 30, 2021