eat watermelon behind the stairwell

The act of cumming into a watermelon typically after having sex with a prostitute, inserting it into her ass, and then eating it.

I was eating Watermelonisa's ass last night, and she told me to eat watermelon behind the stairwell. I was confused at first, but when I figured out what was going on, fuck was it good.

by Edgecs September 12, 2017

Behind The Back Gooser

When you're hitting it doggy style and the girl reaches between her legs and massages the balls.

I got the best behind the back gooser last night.

by Btbg September 19, 2021

Seven letters behind you

A way of thanking someone for always being there for them when they are in a time of need

Seven letters behind you 😊

by TheChadMan69420 December 3, 2020

Becky from Behind

Having pity sex with a girl who is over 5’ tall but under 5’6” while her boyfriend is out of town after she told you a long story about how he beats her. Usually performed with waaaayyy too much lube and no where near enough effort from either side. These are typically followed by finding out that she is full of shit and that her boyfriend is actually the nicest guy in the world, volunteers at three different organizations, and works overtime to pay all the bills while his useless bitch stays home and gives him a Gawk Gawk 5000 once every 4 weeks.

Any fun this weekend.

Man, I had a Becky from Behind.

Damn.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021

On The Behind

A phrase used when you are behind a structure, object, etc.
It is used most often when trying to display your location to friends, family and such.

A) Dude where are you at!?
B) At Mareks house.
A) I don't see you.
B) I'm "on the behind".

by Graphz December 9, 2008

Hard Head Makes A Soft Behind

An American/Southern phrase used particularly to children, to warn them against disobedience. Particularly hinting at potential physical punishments.

Kid: "I don't wanna go to school today"
Grandma: "Do what I told you," "Hard Head Makes A Soft Behind"

By: Otis T. September 8th, 2025

by LionHeart99 September 8, 2025

Behind the factory of chairs

It is a metaphorical place where you would take someone to get them pegged.
It originated when renowned chair factory in Egypt became abandoned, which made people go there to commit suspicious acts.

I will take you behind the factory of chairs if lay a hand on my brother again.

by ImaginativeExaggerator December 5, 2023