ass

adj. boring, shitty, depressing, "bleh"

Life is ass, here in NJ..

by marzbarz August 3, 2007

Assed

|ast|
verb


1. abbreviation of assassinated.

2. is the targeted murder of a high-profile person

Julius Caesar got assed!

by Hovey January 22, 2009

Ass

Noun: (slang) The posterior of a human body, often called the butt or booty. This would be my favorite part of the body if it weren’t for the brain.

Dude 1: For real dawg, dat ass caught me off guard.
Dude 2: Sexist.
Dude 1: What’s sexist about noticing an ass?
Dude 2: You’re objectifying women right now.
Dude 1: No, I am simply observing how dat ass caught me off guard.
Dude 2: In verbalizing that observation, you are normalizing rape culture and objectifying women.
Dude 1: Whatever you say bro, I’m still shook from dat ass.

by True_Lust July 21, 2019

Ass

Animal Super Squad

Did you eber heard about ass? Its coming out soon!
-Pewdiepe

by Grenzo June 7, 2018

Ass

Its a magical thing located on the lower half of the human body. It brings pleasure to men and some women.

Ooh damn that ass tho!

by SenpaiPewdiepie January 12, 2015

Ass

The part on a woman's body that keeps a man from killing himself.

This cruel world is full of suffering and pain. If it wasn't for my girlfriend's ass I'd probably just end it.

by TheEnlightenedOne15 October 11, 2018

ASS

Anal Sensitivity Syndrome

a rare but critical affliction where the anal nerves are overstimulated, causing pain upon defecation that leads to constipation, loss of appetite, and if left untreated, death.

"I'm sorry to hear your mother has ASS. My uncle lost his battle with ASS back in 2007."

by SassmASSter October 17, 2019