granny hangers

The large stores of fat on the underside of the upper arms of older women. They normally make clothing ill-fitting and spill out of short sleeves. The common euphemism used by overweight women in denial is "butterfly wings." Considering their bulk, those wings will never fly.

Dude #1: Did you see that heifer shaking it at Matt's party last week?

Dude #2; Yeah, when she raised her arms she couldn't hide her granny hangers.

by DoinkBoy March 05, 2014

granny clot

Old blood clot that hasn't been treated for years

That old lady has a granny clot

by Nipple sniffer June 23, 2017

granny hairs

the thick dark hair woman get on their chin. mostly comes up only one hair at a time.

Katie: oh shelly you have a couple granny hairs on your chin!
shelly: no problem i'll just grab my tweezers

by lazindra March 06, 2011

Granny gram

It is when someone hits a 3 run homer in baseball or softball

Button just hit a granny gram

by Mrflyboy May 21, 2022

granny bumper

That shit Justin bangs. Qualifications include being black, drunk, and probably blind.

Justin is a granny bumper

by Osamabinladder July 29, 2017

Granny Fanny

Panty lines resulting from wearing fullsize panties beneath tight workout clothing such as yoga pants or spandex shorts

Checkout the Granny Fanny on that chick in the yoga class

by vitesse04 June 27, 2018

Granny Blunt

when u smoke your grandmas ashes

Pass that Granny blunt

by Granny Blunt April 14, 2023