Glizzy Gobbler 9000

The human version of someone who eats a lot of hotdogs

Look at Connor, He's a Glizzy Gobbler 9000

by Glizzy9000 March 09, 2022

Glizzy Lizard

A person who enjoys fake comedy, supporting and laughing at it for the sake of laughing and because others are doing it.

1 "All that guy does is scroll through TikTok and laugh at random garbage"
2 "Yeah, he's such a glizzy lizard"

by PrettyMuchBro June 16, 2021

glizzy camo

anything less than a magnum condom

i need a glizzy camo.

by anxietyslie March 21, 2024

genghis glizzy

A person who has derived from Genghis Khan probably had one of their ancestors dicked down by the Genghis Glizzy. And knowing that 1 in 200 men derive from the chromosome of Genghis, you most likely came from the Genghis Glizzy yourself.

Mike: "Did you know Genghis Khan had a shit ton of children?"
John: "Would that mean we came from the Genghis Glizzy?"
Mike: "WTF are you talking about?"

by DoctorDont March 02, 2022

Glizzy Grinders

A new age reference to teeth. I gotta brush my teeth man, I have a dentist appointment to make sure my Glitzy Grinders are in shape.

I'd be a hot dog for that vampire's Glizzy Grinders

by Rondeeka J May 19, 2023

glizzy crank

A crank for your glizzy

I cranked my glizzy with your glizzy crank and it was swag

by Mrs.Beast.FFZ July 06, 2022

Licking Glizzy

The Millennial term for brown nosing or kissing ass.

"Yo, DeShawn be licking glizzy for his promotion."

by KALE343 June 23, 2022