Oklahoma

Shithole

Person 1: Have you ever been to Oklahoma?
Person 2: Yeah, it's a shithole.

by gyugfyucgh December 6, 2023

North Oklahoma Splashdown

When you dip your balls in a bowl of mushy Cheerios

"Damn dude, my balls are covered in mushy Cheerios."
"Oh shit, did you do the North Oklahoma Splashdown?"
"No."

by SigmaWarkentor April 23, 2024

Oklahoma Pipe Jack

The art of lying on your back, bending your legs above your head, and spraying diarrhea into the air onto your body and/or others.

"The Taco Bell from last night gave me a super powerful Oklahoma Pipe Jack this morning."

by PooniesNeverSayDie April 19, 2018

Oklahoma Chrome

Another way of saying duct tape.

Me: "Ah I don't have a belt to keep my pants up."

Grandpa: "Looks like you need Oklahoma Chrome!"

by DudeManSlim January 5, 2024

Oklahoma onion burger

An Oklahoma Onion Burger is when you eat out your fat sister's stinky pussy.

I can smell the Oklahoma Onion Burger on that guy.

by Birdie Sanders May 2, 2024

Oklahoma quail breast

When a man takes 1 or 2 of his testicles and squeezes in extra skin of his scrotum under the balls creating an illusion of a quail breast.

Man 1: (turns around) “bro wtf put your sack away”
Man 2: that’s an Oklahoma quail breast.

by Dirty bastard September 3, 2023

Oklahoma wind sniffer

An Oklahoma wind sniffer is when the female farts into the males face causing him to poop his pants and ejaculate at the same times

(Example 1) yo bro I was given a Oklahoma wind sniffer last night

(Example 2) hey dude has a chick ever given you a Oklahoma wind sniffer

by Scary tarry613 February 15, 2025