Oil-timatum

A phrase used to describe the way OPEC, the government, the petrol forecourts and the importers of oil (who hold the tankers offshore for weeks at a time in anticipation of further price rises in oil, consequently further lining their already bulging pockets) hold the whole world to ransom and royally screw all honest, working and middle class people, by forcing us to either pay their extortionate prices for a natural product, lest we decide not to pay, in which case, we are unable to travel to work, earn money and thus continue living.
Government: "We will be adding a further 10p of duty onto fuel this October, with a second increase of 12p in April. Combined with an increase in VAT, this will result in everyone being financially raped by us fat cat bastards for more money"

Honest, hard-working people: "But we can't afford such an increase! Food prices, gas and electric costs and the cost of living in general has sky-rocketed, along with council taxes, and all this is slap bang in the middle of recession, where no-one has had a pay-rise in years. We cannot afford to go to work if fuel prices are increased. And if we cannot go to work, we cannot afford to live!"

Government Not realising that increasing the cost of travelling to work could one day do untold damage to the economy and is basically shooting an already struggling economy in the foot: "Tough shit you measly paupers! This is your oil-timatum. Pay sky high fuel costs or wither away like the weak vermin you are!"
by STUBWFC December 29, 2010
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boner oil

Like motor oil...but lube for your boner
Greg asked Becky to slop some boner oil on his knob so they could get the party started.
by Rod Savage January 29, 2018
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Rapeseed Oil

Something that could be severely catastrophic if it has an altercation with extra-virgin olive oil.
Extra-virgin olive oil: Hey, I'm a virgin. That's kinda sad.
Rapeseed oil: Oh don't worry, I can't correct that for you!
Extra-virgin olive oil: UH OH! HELP!!!
by TheFunnyGuy88 September 17, 2023
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oil pump

when a guy masturbates while simultaneously pooping

(the poop is the oil)
bitch this a joke i ain't usin' oil pump in a sentence ya nasty
by fujy the wale May 07, 2019
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oil drinker

What people use to say to a person who is from Saudi Arabia or any Arab in general. It is usually used to be racist against them
Hey bro look at that oil drinker”
“Damn Arabs smh…”
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oil shower

hair that looks like you took a shower but in reality is actually just grease or oil buildup in your hair due to not taking frequent showers.
A: Did you take a shower before coming to school?
B: Um no why?
A: No reason... *looks at hair with disgust* *shivers*
B: Whatttttt
A: It looks like you took an oil shower. Go wash your hair b.
by slang_gang January 29, 2016
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sleeping oil

Eww. Look at that sleeping oil
by ThatGayShit May 13, 2018
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