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Oil-timatum

A phrase used to describe the way OPEC, the government, the petrol forecourts and the importers of oil (who hold the tankers offshore for weeks at a time in anticipation of further price rises in oil, consequently further lining their already bulging pockets) hold the whole world to ransom and royally screw all honest, working and middle class people, by forcing us to either pay their extortionate prices for a natural product, lest we decide not to pay, in which case, we are unable to travel to work, earn money and thus continue living.
Government: "We will be adding a further 10p of duty onto fuel this October, with a second increase of 12p in April. Combined with an increase in VAT, this will result in everyone being financially raped by us fat cat bastards for more money"

Honest, hard-working people: "But we can't afford such an increase! Food prices, gas and electric costs and the cost of living in general has sky-rocketed, along with council taxes, and all this is slap bang in the middle of recession, where no-one has had a pay-rise in years. We cannot afford to go to work if fuel prices are increased. And if we cannot go to work, we cannot afford to live!"

Government Not realising that increasing the cost of travelling to work could one day do untold damage to the economy and is basically shooting an already struggling economy in the foot: "Tough shit you measly paupers! This is your oil-timatum. Pay sky high fuel costs or wither away like the weak vermin you are!"
by STUBWFC December 29, 2010
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Fro Oil

The film-like residue and odor that remains on a New Era flat billed hat that you find at the Lidz in the Hilltop Mall in El Cerrito Del Norte. Also resembles chicken grease.
I thought this orange pin-striped Yankees hat was new, but it has fro oil all over it.
by LaJason Jones January 15, 2011
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engine oil

by EthanKharns May 16, 2015
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Oil Change

When you anoint someones head with motor oil.
1. It was a crying shame to watch the election until someone gave Hillary Clinton an oil change.
2. I checked my car after the mechanic gave my car an oil change and the front seat had motor oil in it.
3. Girl you'd better get your oil change today, Billy Mays here.
by 400 Queseritos October 11, 2016
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checkin the oil

The act of pulling your dick out of her throat after deep throating and seeing if you need to clean your cum off or not.
Bro, I was CHECKIN THE OIL afterwards and it was clean. She's a keeper.
by 1337_LEET October 19, 2015
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oil pump

when a guy masturbates while simultaneously pooping

(the poop is the oil)
bitch this a joke i ain't usin' oil pump in a sentence ya nasty
by fujy the wale May 7, 2019
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Rave oil

Red stripe, a jamacian beer sold at every rave ever in the UK, usually priced at £5 a can

Cheap and watery, probably available for less than 80p a can wholesale
Dan: u want a drink

Bins: yh lubricant (meaning oil of the rave variety)

Steve: that bar was shit all they had was rave oil and koppaberg
by Original binbag May 24, 2018
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