nosaj syndrome

A critical condition in which a guy likes to whack his dick off of inanimate objects, such as household appliances, steering wheels, tables, etc.

My boyfriend keeps whacking his dick off of the kitchen table, I think he has Nosaj syndrome!

by SeñorSauce June 18, 2017

Nostaldick

Similar to the actual phrase "Nostalgic", Nostaldick refers to a dick you haven't taken in years.

"hey Jessica, I took a nostaldick yesterday with Bob."

by Arnemi35 December 18, 2017

Nonsaucy

a dirty beaner thats ass at cod, and his father is the tapiteo guy.

Nonsaucy needs to pick my cotton.

by Dsaafhh June 15, 2018

Nosta

Adjective:

Short form of nostalgic

It's so nosta, meaning it's so nostalgic!

by neo_neo June 17, 2018

nostalbation

When you saw a hot pic of your ex- in the Internet and jerking remembering some of your special moments

Nostalbation on your ex-girlfriend’s photos will kill you dude, you must find a new one

by dudl June 16, 2019

Nostalgia’s Disease

A disease characterized by suddenly going back to things that one enjoyed in the past

After buying some Star Wars action figures I started suffering from Nostalgia’s Disease

by YuOfTheNight June 25, 2019

Nostaldick

Noun. Obvious portmanteau of "nostalgic" and "dick". Someone who is stuck in the past and refuses to get with the times.

The female version is "nostalclit".

Shipley's donuts has a $5 minimum for credit cards. They are clearly enticing you to pay in cash as if we live in the 1900s. What a bunch of nostaldicks.

by WinterMonday August 5, 2019