hallway husband

A guy you see in the hallway everyday at school that you find attractive, but you won’t talk to.

Omg that’s my hallway husband!

by Peppa pig 🐷 November 23, 2021

trashy husband

A husband who is not good looking and mooches off his wife's money.

Kiki: I make all the money! Why don't you work.
Husband: I'm busy gamingleave me alone!
Kiki: Ugh!
Husband: *quietly plays games*
Kiki: You're such a trashy husband!

by Melodic Keys August 10, 2017

husband material

The correct definition for husband material is Louie Peguero.

Louie is the the love of my life and the definition of husband material.

by louielover456 December 20, 2023

husband

A delivery driver who will dick you down and make you pasta.

“My food was exceptionally on time earlier when my husband came to my work after I requested lunchies.”

by Spinny Louise July 24, 2023

Husband in law

your wife X husband that is still active in the family or the scene

We had a visit from my husband in law, he tried to give me advise regarding how to treat my wife.

by Ubafool2believe February 14, 2024

scarfy's husband

Scarfy's husband is Ornament :D

"Scarfy's husband is who?"
"Your mom"

by Bloody_teeth November 23, 2021

Husband

To retrieve or act upon said requests from a wife

I told my husband, please pick up some Milk from the store!

by Jax1922 December 28, 2022