Norwegian Kabouter is a nickname made by the micro celebrity called Seras used for the other micro celebrity known as Godgutten or just Gutten. Kabouter means gnome in Afrikaans. The reason this all started is because Gutten is very short, like ultra mega short. 1.66 to be exact.
by LevB3 March 10, 2022
Get the Norwegian Kabouter mug.When u jizz in a girls face you throw tiny bits of coucounut on to her face. You then proceed to take a picture and send it to a friend you have a competition about who manages to do it first, then you write skolebrød.
Her: what do you want to do today?
Him: imma Norwegian schoolbread you.
Her:whats that?
Him: i cum in your face, throws coucou at you and sends it to a friend and writes skolebrød.
Him: imma Norwegian schoolbread you.
Her:whats that?
Him: i cum in your face, throws coucou at you and sends it to a friend and writes skolebrød.
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Get the Norwegian schoolbread mug.when a party of men come together and have a massive orgy. Then men are usually norwegian but other nationalities are welcome to join in.
Person 1: "I Say, look over there. Those men are having a orgy"
Person 2: " No,no they are having a norwegian car crash!"
Person 1: " Ok, Mmmm... that looks fun"
Person 2: "Wanna join in!"
Person 1: "Ok!"
Person 2: " No,no they are having a norwegian car crash!"
Person 1: " Ok, Mmmm... that looks fun"
Person 2: "Wanna join in!"
Person 1: "Ok!"
by The man Who Knows All! June 23, 2011
Get the Norwegian Car Crash mug.Norwegian prison or the Norwegian jailcell is like a small hotelroom and is the absolute best type of jail in the world. It's often compared to the average college dorm you would find in North America.
by Theblueber November 5, 2023
Get the Norwegian Prison mug.After eating a delicious but spicy Norwegian dish the man or woman, during sex, will excrete their steamy, sulfuric-like, liquidized fecal matter inside their partner's genitals causing a burning sensation for that person.
In order to impress his girlfriend Emily, Tom ate an entire bowl of seafood bisque before sex. Once Tom released his Norwegian Napalm in her vaginal crevice, Emily couldn't sit right for days.
by MrKumquats June 19, 2016
Get the Norwegian Napalm mug.When you fold a girl in half and fuck her in the ass and she watches you conquer the dark cave. All while both of you are wearing a horned Viking helmet, in Norway under the Northern Lights.
by GuyInAHat December 20, 2017
Get the norwegian tour guide mug.An awesome thing to be. Norwegian also means rich person or Awesome guy/woman. If ur not norwegian, ur a fat gay.
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