A Newton is an individual who asks another for any favor and then proceeds to increase the level of difficulty involved in executing said favor.
My Mom asked If I could drop her off at the gym, when I picked her up at work she asked if I could take her home first so she could get changed and grab her gym bag, because she didn’t bring it to work with her, what kinda Newton shit is this?
by spidey2x June 10, 2025
Always runs like never on time doesn’t know how to drive a bus shouldn’t be a driver everyone should report him Brett newton is a AM Bus Driver at Hamilton depot
by He06$111929 December 30, 2024
When your penis is too short to successfully dock, so you end up clinking your testicles together, like the classic toy, Newton's Cradle.
by gog1414 January 02, 2024
A person takes a shit into another persons gaping asshole. Poop displays gravity principles as it falls.
by Sanchopanzatranza December 30, 2024
He sometimes brought bad publicity with reporters, so people at some point were going to find out he wasn't a superhero and he wasn't perfect, he was just a guy. He hasn't had a whole lot of room to be a regular guy because of the superhero nicknames and image.
Some of what Cam Newton said and did was as questionable as what anybody else says and does. He didn't really ever claim to be perfect, somewhere he got the superhero image and it stuck.
by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021
A guy in a perpetual state of being turned against his fans, and his fans turned against him during most of his time in Carolina by the people who wanted to run him off.
Cam Newton was in good with fans for a couple of years in Carolina, then things started going wrong.
by Solid Mantis March 18, 2020
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 09, 2025