Neil

Neils are always the smartasses. No matter what they will always have a remark or something to say, especially to their friends. They are lowkey cunts but will defend their friends and family but will disagree and act like they dont care. Neils are nerds who are book smart but lack common sense. They are very private and tend to ignore their own feelings but would help others. Neils are quite the moody ones but nonetheless always make others laugh.

Neil is one of the most annoyingly funny bitch you'll ever meet!

by jorrrrddaaannnnn February 28, 2021

Neil Clemow

Neil is a famous actor from a little town in Camborne people normally confuse him for ‘Phil pot’

Oh he looks pretty rich must be a Neil clemow

by Owen Webber March 14, 2022

Neiled

"Neiled" is slang for being scammed. It refers to an online record vendor that tricks customers into paying for out-of-stock merch and then never issues a refund.

"You get that new record you ordered from horizonsmusic.co.uk?"
"Nah, mate, I got neiled. Asked for a refund and then they ghosted me. Now I'm out 140 bucks."

"Harry! How are you? Did you ever get a refund for that order you cancelled on horizonsmusic.co.uk?"
"Hell no, bruv. Bastards neiled me."

by VicGot March 22, 2022

Neil

the most chaotic man ever but even so i absolutely love him and he deserves everything. Gentle, sweet, attractive, funny, crazy but in a good way. If you know a neil he most likely has a disorder that effects his mental health and makes him occupy himself from bad occurances. If you know a neil please get used to him even if he might annoy you, you'll regret it if you don't.

Random person: ew imagine dating neil-

You: i love him so much.

by Bsiiamn March 29, 2022

Neil

Intense, curved spine sex offender. Prolific around vulnerable women and children. Loves the phys.

How gay is Neil!!

by Neil’sgreypubes February 10, 2022

Neil Armstrong

He did indeed have a dick but identified as a female leading many researchers to think he was a woman

Neil Armstrong big hairy black dude that dressed as a woman

by Fox News 101 March 7, 2022

Neil

Big fan of Marvel. He will beat your ass in any Marvel quiz that ever exists. He would also be very kind as to buy you whatever you ask for. Get yourself a Neil for only $5.

Neil: Bro
Bro: Why bro?
Neil: Hola como estas?
Bro: Muy bien.

by EliJahUrBroWWWWW August 16, 2021