needle dick

basically a little dickhead. this person will wear a faggy flat-bill cincinnati reds hat every day yet he has never claimed to be a fan until this year. he's not above going blues brothers and wearing his sunglasses at night and he has been known to associate with an "old lady." he's also douche enough to still root for lebron james.

Dude, you're a fucking needle dick

by Berry Blueman October 12, 2010

needleschnick

noun a turd made of loss poop

thats a huge needleschnick

by adam elmore April 25, 2009

needlestreimer

A man who prefers to stroke long, skinny penises is referred to as a needlestreimer.

John is a fucking needlestreimer. He just loves to stroke my boyfriend's long, skinny cock.

by Jackerzzz May 28, 2019

NeedlesAndThorns

a really handsome dude, but very gay. fruity as fuck.

A: "Woah! is that NeedlesAndThorns? that dadfucker looking so pretty rn.."

B: "fr... i wish i was him..."

by hotsexytwink July 17, 2021

needled

needled is some kind of biggest noob on the world

it's like 2 guys are talkin
1st: you seen how stupid is that guy?
2nd: yeah, he so stupid, i cannot believe.
1st: omg, he is real needled

by :pPppP June 11, 2006

Needledorf

(Knee) (del) (dorf) A tiny saltwater bound creature that some people find delicious when cooked. Needledorfs are native to Canada waters and are tiny shrimp like animals with beady eyes and long tentacles. Needledorfs are good in cocktails. The word can also be used in contextual reference to someones stupid actions. Can be used as a singular EG: "Needle"

Person1 "Man i just slammed my shopping cart into that pregnant lady and she gave accidental birth from the impact!"

Person2 "Dude you needledorf why the hell didnt you watch where you were going, did you at least buy some needledorfs for dinner?"

by Djaries April 18, 2007

needleflermia

large fear of needles.

in this condition you might black out or begin to fell weary. this is a very common condition,and there is no cure for it.

I have needleflermia.

by needler April 8, 2009